Désolé, j'arrive. Je suis au coin de la rue.
No, I know, I forgot. Les commandes n'ont pas été passées.
I should have done it last night. I didn't finish Sunday. I didn't get back till late. J'ai zappé. J'avais commencé hier soir, mais je suis revenu tard.
I'll sort it out as soon as I get in. I promise you, as soon as I get it. No, I promise you, mate. Dès que je serai là, j'appellerai chez Smith.
Okay. Ça répond pas, mais il nous reste un peu de stock.
All right, I'm literally around the corner now. Where are you? - Je suis presque là. - Tu es où ?
Around the corner, give me two seconds. Hurry up. Hurry up. All right, ta'ra, ta'ra, ta'ra. J'arrive dans deux secondes. A toute.
Hi, you've reached Kelly. Leave me a message. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Bye. Ici Kelly. Laissez-moi un message et je vous rappellerai.
Oh, Kelly I'm real sorry I missed it. I've just had so much shit on. Kelly, je suis navré d'avoir oublié.
Do you know what I mean? J'ai dix mille trucs à gérer.
I'm... I'm devastated, and I'm really, really, really sorry. Je vais lui dire que je suis mortifié et vraiment désolé.
I can't fucking believe it. I, me head was all over the place. You know what I mean? Ah, fuck. J'en reviens pas. J'étais à côté de mes pompes.
Tu comprends ?
Just tell him I'm so sorry, and I'll, I'll phone him before he goes to bed, yeah? Dis-lui que je suis désolé.
But please, please tell him I'm Je l'appellerai avant qu'il se couche.
really, really, really fucking sorry. I don't, I... I've... I've... I've just got so much going on. Par pitié, dis-lui que je suis vraiment, vraiment désolé.
Do you know what I mean? Je suis à la ramasse.
I've been living out of a suitcase for the past two fucking months. Je vis à droite à gauche depuis deux mois.
Only moved in last night. So, you know, it's not... Je n'ai emménagé qu'hier soir.
I know it's my fault, but just tell him Je sais que c'est ma faute.
I'll tell him I'll phone him before he goes to bed. Okay? All right. Dis-lui que je l'appellerai avant qu'il se couche.
Sorry. Ta'ra, bye. Désolé. Salut.
- Morning, chef. - Fair enough. Bonjour, chef.
- Chef's coffee chef? - Yeah. Double, bill. - Sorry, Mr. Jones? - Yeah? - Un café ? - Un double, Bill.
I'm Alan lovejoy, I'm the environmental health... M. Jones ?
Nice to meet you. Are you okay to crack on? Alan Lovejoy, Agence des normes alimentaires.
Yeah. Just give me a couple of minutes. Yeah? - All right. - I'll be right back. - On peut s'y mettre ? - Donnez-moi deux minutes.
As soon as you're ready, please. - Let me get changed. - Thank you. - Quand vous voudrez. - Je me change.
All right, Carly, should we just finish up? We can recap a couple of things while we're waiting for him. Carly, on termine ?
- Okay. - That one's off. On va revoir deux, trois choses en l'attendant.
You've already said Toby? - Tony. - Tony. Qu'est-ce qu'on a dit, Toby ?
Tony.
We're going to get this in order before we open, yeah? Of course. Not tomorrow? Vous allez me régler ça avant l'ouverture ?
Okay, don't let Andy see you. Pas demain.
Yeah. Andy va te pourrir.
Clean this shit up before Andy gets here. - Sorry did you just- - no, just do it. Nettoie ça avant qu'il arrive.
Just wash your hands in the food preparation sink? - Yes. - Yeah. Vous vous êtes lavé les mains dans le bac de cuisine ?
You're aware we wash our hands in the, in the hand washing sink over there? - No, I uh... - She's new. Vous savez qu'il faut les laver dans le lavabo, là-bas ?
- What's your name? - Camille. Elle est nouvelle.
Camille. - Votre nom ? - Camille.
How long have you been here, Camille? - A week or so. - Okay. - Quand avez-vous commencé ? - Il y a une semaine.
Have you been on any food hygiene courses, accreditation at all? Vous avez suivi une formation en hygiène alimentaire ?
Yeah. No. She's got a level two. Elle a son diplôme.
She's got a level two? Okay. Well, if you could show me that before I leave? Elle a son diplôme, bien.
- Yeah. Absolutely. - That would be brilliant. - J'aimerais le voir. - Pas de problème.
Camille, I'm glad you're washing your hands, just not where we prepare food. Okay? I'm sure you knew that though. C'est bien de se laver les mains, mais pas en zone de préparation.
- Just... - Okay. I know. I know. Vous le savez.
All right, so we set them fridges, - Tu dois te reprendre. - Je sais.
On va vérifier les frigos.
and that is... C'est...
That's just about regulation. Which of course is? C'est pile la réglementation, qui est...
- Eight degrees. - Eight degrees. 8 degrés.
But ideally, like the ones around there I prefer it to be a bit lower Mais idéalement, comme pour les autres,
in the region of five would be ideal. je préférerais un petit 5 degrés.
But eight degrees is regulation? Ce serait l'idéal.
- Eight degrees is regulation. - So we meet regulation? Mais la réglementation dit 8 degrés.
- You do meet regulation. - Great. - En effet. - Donc on est en conformité.
But no, no, but what I'm saying is Vous êtes en conformité.
if you packed that fridge anymore, the circulation Mais si vous surchargez le frigo,
of the air is not gonna be able to get around and you're gonna have to waste a load more food. Okay? Because it's going to go above eight degrees. l'air ne pourra pas circuler et vous aurez beaucoup de pertes.
So always err on the side of caution, Carly. Like Mr. Lewis said, the other inspector La température sera trop élevée. Il vaut mieux jouer la sécurité.
don't risk it for a biscuit. That's what we try and say. Comme l'a dit mon collègue : "Mieux vaut prévenir que guérir."
C'est l'idée.
Sorry. Hello? Hello? S'il vous plaît.
All right, it's all right... Do you want to put the knife down a second? - Yes, sorry. - Thank you. Vous pouvez poser ce couteau une seconde ?
Let's have a quick word, - Oui, monsieur. - Merci.
just talk me through what you're doing. Qu'êtes-vous en train de faire ?
Well, we're prepping duck for this evening. Prepping duck. Je prépare les magrets.
Okay, and how would you do that? Comment procédez-vous ?
Well, do what I'm doing now, and then we pan fry it and put it in the oven. At what temperature would you cook the duck to? On incise, on saisit à la poêle, puis on cuit au four.
- 63 degrees. - 63. Quelle température pour les magrets ?
63 degrés.
And you check that how? - With a probe. - With a probe. - Comment vérifiez-vous ? - Avec la sonde.
- And you do that regularly? - Every meal. - And you keep checks. - Yep. - Régulièrement ? - A chaque fois.
Sans faute ?
Lovely. Thank you. Formidable, merci.
The tiles, you said the structural damage? Yeah, contractors coming tomorrow. Pour le carrelage fissuré...
Coming tomorrow, and as soon as you take a picture of that L'entrepreneur vient demain.
you can actually email that to me. Keeps itching his beard, do you know that? Vous m'enverrez une photo par mail.
It's fine he washes his hands. It's fine. Okay. Well, as long as he does regularly. - Il se triture la barbe. - Il se lave les mains.
Thank you. Régulièrement, j'espère. Merci.
Yeah, you could email me that as soon as you've got- - yeah. Yeah. - Would you? Envoyez-moi la photo dès que possible.
Emily? Emily? Emily.
This is our head of pastry, Emily and this is our commie pastry chef, Jamie. Jamie, nice to meet you. We actually have- Notre chef pâtissier, Emily, et son commis, Jamie.
- I was going to say, I recognize your face. Enchanté.
We have met before. Your bakery in hoxton. On se connaît, non ?
- Rolly pollies. - Rolly pollies! Oui. De votre boulangerie à Hoxton.
- Yes, you remember. - Yes, absolutely. Les Grassouillettes.
Your banana, your banana cake had this- - Vous vous souvenez ? - Absolument.
- thank you very much. - Dark chocolate. - Yes. - It's beautiful isn't it? Le cake à la banane avec du chocolat noir.
- Have you tried it, Jamie? - Oh, I love it. - Une merveille. - Vous y avez goûté ?
- He's had it a few times. - Out of this world. - How are you? - I'm not too bad thank you. - Une ou deux fois. - Exceptionnel.
- You good? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Comment allez-vous ? - Pas trop mal, merci.
- You look really, really well. - Come now. No, now please. No not too bad I'm not surprised- - Vous avez l'air en forme. - Je me porte pas trop mal.
- Emily. Emily. - Yes, darling? - You all right? - Yeah, we're fine. - Emily. - Oui, ma belle ?
- Tout va bien ? - Oui.
I'm not surprised this is all an order - with you working here. - Bless you. Ça ne peut que rouler avec vous en cuisine.
I've been round about half hour ago - and it's all tipped off. - All good? Jamie. Jamie, how long have you been there? J'ai fait le tour et tout est vraiment au top.
Vous êtes ici depuis quand ?
About three weeks. Excuse me mate, how long is this gonna take? - Trois semaines. - Ça va prendre longtemps ?
Well, it will take as long as it takes. And I appreciate that, but we've got to open up, Le temps qu'il faudra.
well, I know that. Je comprends, mais on doit ouvrir.
We are actually about done, I'm waiting for you. Can we just have a quick word? All right if we go out there? J'ai presque fini, je vous attendais. On peut parler ?
Yeah, course, yeah. - Dans la salle ? - Pas de souci.
Just you and me. All right. Emily. En privé.
Its lovely, lovely to see you. - It was really love- - have a lovely Christmas. Ça m'a fait plaisir. Passez un bon Noël !
And yourself. Jamie. Good to meet you. Vous de même. Enchanté, Jamie.
Okay. I don't want to keep you any longer than we have to. Just take a seat. Thank you. Je ne veux pas abuser de votre temps.
Asseyez-vous. Merci.
Okay.
So let's see what we're dealing with here. - Okay. - All right. Voyons ça.
Sorry. Primarily, that's all the information you need to know. Pour commencer,
I'm not going to go through with you all today, voici mon rapport.
because we're running a bit behind. Je ne vais pas tout passer en revue.
L'heure tourne.
But it's all there, Carly knows it all. And, that's your sticker. Tout est écrit et Carly est au courant.
You've gone down from a five to a three. All right? I'm going to tell you why. Voici votre vignette. Vous chutez de 5 à 3.
- That's a big drop, init? - It is. - Je vous explique. - C'est raide.
It's primarily because of your... your documentation. Okay? And your record keeping. Je sais. C'est principalement dû à des manquements
- And it's quite frankly- - wash basin? dans la tenue du registre. Honnêtement...
Wash basin. It's the French... "Lavabo" ?
- Camille? French lady? - Yeah? She's washing her hands in the food preparation sink, Oui, c'est la jeune... Camille, la Française.
but that's not the main thing I'm concerned about. Elle se lave les mains dans le bac de cuisine.
The main thing I'm concerned about, is that, could I... C'est un détail. Le problème principal...
Could I have your attention? The main thing I'm concerned about is this, okay. Essayez d'être attentif. C'est important.
You've got big gaps here. Massive gaps, where we should be filling in daily. Vous avez des trous énormes
Taking... taking... Taking fridge temperatures. dans le suivi quotidien.
I'm assured they're done every day. - But if we come... - What's with the oysters? La température des frigos doit être notée tous les jours.
The oysters over there, his sections a mess. - D'autre part... - Et les huîtres ?
Okay. I just walked passed him La zone des huîtres est une catastrophe.
and he's still not cleaned it up. J'ai mis votre commis en garde.
It' his gloves, he's without gloves on cross-contamination the lot, I don't need to tell you that. Absence de gants, contamination croisée, la totale.
Ce sont des évidences.
Okay. You'll need to replace that knife. So what is obvious to me is there's lots of gaps Il faut remplacer ce couteau.
up until two months ago is filled in quite regularly. Je ne peux que constater les lacunes dans le registre.
Now we've got gaps. Il y a encore deux mois, ça allait,
Look at where it should be filled in. mais il y a trop d'oublis et il faut y remédier.
And the opening and closing checks, someone who's meant to do them. Qui fait les contrôles à l'ouverture et à la fermeture ?
- Yeah. That's me. - Yourself. Yourself. Okay. Well, if you're not able to do it - C'est moi. - Vous-même ?
someone should come in, and you should have that in place for someone to do it. Il faut envisager de confier ça à quelqu'un d'autre.
These are basic things, Mr. Jones, and it's going to bring your score down. It keeps, can I have your attention? Ce sont des points fondamentaux qui font baisser votre note.
As soon as we get this done I can leave. Vous m'écoutez ? Finissons et je pourrai partir.
And the sooner we get this done, Plus vite on réglera ça,
the sooner we can move on and get you back up to where you should be. Before this, which was a five. plus vite vous récupérerez votre note d'avant,
c'est-à-dire un 5.
But your confidence in management has gone right down, because of this. All right? Ce sont vos manquements en matière de gestion
This should be like an idiot's guide. qui sont en cause.
So if you're off, if Carly's off. C'est à la portée du premier venu.
For some reason, anyone could pick this up and can make this place run smoothly safely, effectively. Si Carly ou vous êtes débordés, n'importe qui peut s'en charger
I know it's a pain in the arse, et assurer le bon fonctionnement du restaurant.
but it's a necessary pain in the arse. C'est pénible, mais c'est un mal nécessaire.
Okay. So let's leave it there. Okay. Je vous laisse.
So, you can appeal. I wouldn't advise that. I'd say it'd be a waste of the time in your case, but the bottom here is my email. Vous pouvez faire appel, mais ce serait une perte de temps.
Okay? A. Lovejoy. Mon adresse mail est là.
A. Lovejoy.
Three months' time, you get in contact with me and we'll get you back up to a five, Dans trois mois, contactez-moi,
if you follow this criteria, all right? et vous récupérerez votre 5 si vous êtes en conformité.
But you're going to need to get this in order. Mais il faut me régler tout ça.
Oh, one last thing. No glass in the kitchen, but you knew that. Une dernière chose.
All right? Have a good Christmas. Pas de verre en cuisine, vous le savez.
Passez un bon Noël.
All the best. Beth, Beth can I have a quick word? Tous mes vœux.
Yes, yes, of course. Beth, je peux vous parler ?
How was it?
Emily. Jamie. Yeah. Yes. Emily ! Jamie !
Have a look at that. Regarde ça.
What's that say? Oh dear, it says a three. Tu lis quoi ?
- Sorry? - It says a three. - Je lis "3". - Pardon ?
Three, that's fucking massive. Je lis "3".
That's, I mean that's a jump and a half, init? We were a five and now we're a three. What he comes down, has a nose about C'est une putain de dégringolade. On passe de 5 à 3.
and that's it, we're a three? Il vient fouiner et on écope d'un 3 ?
It's a fucking joke. Init? C'est une blague !
How do wash your hands, love? - I know. - Sorry what? Tu te laves les mains où ?
Je sais...
In the sink. - In the sink. Which sink? - All right, Andy. - Pardon ? - Dans le bac.
- Back there. - Which sink? Quel bac ?
Celui-là.
- Hang on Carly. - No, no, no she's been... Carly, wait a minute, love. Ne te mêle pas de ça, Carly.
Carly, Carly this is fucking basic gcse fucking- - yeah, and it's her first week, so it's my responsibility. On apprend ça en CAP.
It's not her first week in any fucking kitchen though, Elle débute. C'est ma responsabilité.
is it? Elle débute pas dans une cuisine !
You've worked in kitchens before haven't ya? - Yes. - Yeah, that's why you're here. Tu as déjà bossé en cuisine ?
You've worked in kitchens before, yeah? - Yes. - Yes what? C'est pour ça qu'on t'a engagée.
- Oui. - Oui quoi ?
- Yes chef. - Yes chef. Oui, chef.
- So what's that sink for, kid? - Food. - For what? - Food. - On y lave quoi ? - Les aliments.
- Quoi ? - Les aliments.
What do you not do in that sink? - Wash your hands. - Wash your what? - On n'y lave pas quoi ? - Ses mains.
- Hands. - Wash your hands. Yeah. - Quoi ? - Ses mains.
Fucking gobshite here. Ses mains.
You, using the wrong fucking sink, and you, soft ass, what are you playing at? Bande de bras cassés. Toi, avec le bac de cuisine,
What do you mean, chef? et toi, couillon, à quoi tu joues ?
What do we mean, what do I mean? What the fuck are you doing? - Comment ça, chef ? - Qu'est-ce que tu fous ?
I'm not, I'm not supposed to be on a section chef. Tony, how long have you worked here, lad? C'est pas ma zone, chef.
I've been here, no, but it's hobbs... Tony. - Tu bosses ici depuis quand ? - C'est le poste de Hobbs.
Tony, how long have you worked here, son? - A year. - A year. - Tu bosses ici depuis quand ? - Un an.
He's saying you've got no fucking gloves on. Cross contamination with the oysters. - I got, chef, sorry. - Put your fucking gloves on. Et les gants ! Contamination croisée avec les huîtres.
- Sorry. - Put your gloves on, son. - J'ai oublié. - Mets tes gants, putain.
Now, listen, Tony, you buck your fucking ideas up, lad, Mets-les, petit.
cause there's a million kids out there who would die Ecoute-moi bien. Tu as intérêt à te reprendre
for this fucking opportunity that you've been given. parce que des milliers de jeunes tueraient pour avoir la chance
Yes, chef. Thank you, chef de bosser ici.
show some fucking respect. Respects your fucking self. Aie un peu de respect pour toi-même !
Pull your fucking socks up. - Sorry chef. - Yes. Secoue-toi.
Pardon, chef.
Right, look, every single one of yous, that goes for all yous. Right across the board. Sort your own fucking sections out. Ça vaut pour vous tous, que ce soit bien clair.
- Yeah? - Yes, chef. Je veux des zones impeccables.
All right, we're going to get this Bien, chef.
back up to a fucking five. On va récupérer notre 5.
- Yeah? - Yes, chef. Oui, chef.
Okay. All right, where are we? Allons-y.
Right? We've called in what we could, but we're still a bit tight on some items. On a appelé les fournisseurs, mais on va manquer de certaines choses.
But I think we've still got a good menu. So we are fine on the oysters, the salmon, the liver. Le menu tient quand même la route.
We're a bit low on the soup. We couldn't get beef anywhere. On a huîtres, saumon, foie. On est limités pour la soupe.
Okay look, I'm sorry about that. On n'a pas pu trouver de bœuf.
It's all right. It's all right. - The beefs off. - No, I'll phone him in a bit. - Désolé. - C'est bon, on le retire.
- I'll get on smiths in a bit. - It's too late. It's fine. We've got mackerel. - J'appelle chez Smith. - Trop tard.
We've got duck brill Risotto. Tout va bien. On a le maquereau,
Now, we've got just about enough lamb? le magret, la barbue, le risotto.
No, we haven't got enough lamb. On a suffisamment d'agneau ?
Absolument pas.
We've got enough. We've got enough. Yeah, I've said I'm sorry, lad. Ça va aller.
- What's your fucking problem? - What's my problem? C'est quoi, ton problème ?
Andy, it's time and time a-fucking-gain. You're not doing the orders, man. Tu oublies systématiquement de passer les commandes.
- Freeman, Freeman. - I can't do my work. I made a mistake. I didn't do them last night, did I? I'm sorry. I apologize. Have I said sorry? - Je peux pas bosser. - J'ai oublié hier, je m'excuse.
Have I said sorry? Je me suis excusé. Oui ou non ?
We've blagged it, it's fine. - I've said sorry, haven't I? - We've got a menu for tonight. - On a modifié le menu. - Je me suis excusé.
Okay, I've said sorry. Van we leave it? Look, there's no use crying about it, is there? Can we just get on with it? Ça ne sert à rien de s'appesantir là-dessus.
We've just got to get on with it. We've go a good menu. Au travail. On a un bon menu.
We'll pull together, we'll be fine. - Yes? - Yes, chef. Ça va très bien se passer.
No, come on. Are you with me? - D'accord ? - Oui, chef.
- Yes, chef! - Thank you. Je peux compter sur vous ? Merci.
Can we just get on with it? On peut s'y mettre ?
- Yes. - Okay. Yeah.
- Watch it, Freeman. - Okay. All right. Mollo, Freeman.
Let's sort it out. You okay? Allons-y. Ça va pour vous ?
- Yes, no we're all good. - Yeah, you sure? Tout est bon.
- Yeah. - Okay. C'est sûr ?
Okay, now the other thing, L'autre souci...
we haven't got any turbot. On n'a pas de turbot.
What you mean? Comment ça ?
He threw it away. What do you mean he threw it, fucking hell? Il l'a jeté.
What? Excuse me. Tu te fous de moi ?
Pardon.
Why'd you let him throw it away?
It wasn't... Do you know how fucking expensive this stuff is? It wasn't... Vous savez le prix que ça coûte ?
Why'd you let him throw it away, Carly? Tu l'as laissé faire ?
It wasn't labeled. What do you mean it wasn't labeled? - Il était pas étiqueté. - C'est une blague ?
Why wasn't it fucking labeled? Andy, you prepped it last night. C'est quoi, ce bordel ?
C'est toi qui l'as préparé hier soir.
All right.
- All right. - It's all right. - All right, I'm sorry. - It's all right. - C'est pas grave. - Désolé.
I've got fucking loads going on, I'm sorry, I apologize. It's fine. It's fine. J'ai trop de trucs en tête, je suis navré.
Come on look, we need to crack on. C'est bon. Au travail.
I'll get on that as well, sort that one out in a minute. It's all right. Come on. Come on. - Je vais arranger ça. - Ça va aller.
You take five minutes yeah. All right, I'll go and do the orders. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - I'll go make the orders now. - Prends cinq minutes. - Je passe les commandes.
Come on, everybody. Let's move our arses. Yes, chef. Au travail, tout le monde. On se bouge.
Yeah. Let's shift into gear now. A vos postes.
- I'm sorry. - It's all right. No, I'm sorry, can't believe I forgot. - Désolé. - C'est rien.
You're all right? Yeah? Have you slept? Merci de m'avoir couvert.
Tu vas bien ?
Chef? Tu as dormi ?
Yeah a little bit. A little bit. Un peu.
Okay, but look next time, just make sure you call me. - Chef. - If you call me I... La prochaine fois, préviens-moi.
Okay, I know. I know. All right.
I've just seen him on the way out. We went from a five to a three star? - I know, yeah. - Why? Je l'ai croisé dehors. On est descendus à 3.
The kitchen's fine. The food's fine and all that. - Je sais. - Pourquoi ?
- So why? - It's the paperwork. - La cuisine, ça va. - Alors quoi ?
- Why isn't the paperwork done? - I'm behind on the paperwork. - C'est la paperasse. - Eh bien ?
Why? - Je ne suis pas à jour. - Pourquoi ?
It's just fucking... I haven't managed it properly. - Do you know what I mean? - That's fucking embarrassing. What do you mean it's embarrassing? I'll get on it. - J'ai mal géré. - C'est humiliant.
- Sort it out. - It's only for three months. - N'exagère pas. - Arrange ça !
We open in 10 minutes. C'est que pour trois mois.
Andy, what was that all about? She's going on about us being a three. Andy, qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
- I'll sort it. I'll fix it. - Okay, all right. Elle râle à cause du 3.
I'll make the orders now. Wait look, look, look, Andy, have you managed Je vais arranger ça. Je dois faire les commandes.
to talk to her about a wage increase? Yeah. Yeah, I did. Tu lui as demandé pour mon augmentation ?
I had a chat with her last night. Oui, je lui ai parlé hier soir.
- Yeah, and? - She's gonna get on to it. What do you mean she's gonna get on to it? - Et ? - Elle va tout faire pour.
I mean, she's got it sorted. - C'est-à-dire ? - Elle s'en occupe.
I told you that job needs an answer tonight. No, I promise you. J'ai une autre offre de travail.
Andy, I need to tell him tonight. - Carly, I promise you. - I need to tell him tonight. - Je te promets... - Je dois répondre ce soir.
I'll have it sorted by tonight. I promise you. You promise? - Ce sera réglé ce soir, promis. - Promis ?
Yeah, have I ever let you down? Je t'ai déjà plantée ?
- Okay. Yep. - I've never, yeah, okay. Jamais.
And you're okay? I'm sorry about that. Yes, it was my fault. - Pardon d'avoir gueulé. - C'est ma faute.
No it was my fault, I shouldn't have shouted at you. - It's okay. - Okay. J'aurais pas dû te crier dessus.
What are you doing, soft lad? Tu fais quoi, couillon ?
Give us here. It's not my section, chef. Donne-moi ça.
I know it's not your section now, C'est pas mon poste.
but were all chipping in aren't we? Give it here. Watch. Yeah. Je sais, mais on doit tous y mettre du nôtre.
Regarde.
Just get it right, yeah? Tu rentres le couteau,
Twist it nice and gentle, get it underneath, like a motorbike, yeah? tu tournes et tu actionnes délicatement,
And just caress it through. comme avec une moto.
Caress it yeah? Briefing !
Guys, staff briefing now. Tu la caresses.
Beth, we've got to make this quick. - What? - And then pop it. - Briefing, maintenant. - Vite, alors.
We're really behind. We've got to make this quick. - Quoi ? - On est à la bourre.
Come on. C'est important !
Come on, everybody. Andy, don't pick the phone up! On se réunit !
Andy !
- Don't pick the phone up. - Hello. Ne réponds pas.
Andy, staff briefing now. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Andy, on fait un briefing.
I'm really sorry love, yeah. I left you a message. - Andy, now phone down. - Yeah, I'm just in a meeting. Désolé, mon chéri. Je t'ai laissé un message.
I'll phone you back as soon as I get a chance. Lâche ton téléphone.
Yeah, alright bye. J'ai une réunion, je te rappelle dès que je peux.
Come on, where's Robin? - She's at an audition. - She where? - Où est Robin ? - A un casting.
She's on her way, she's on her way. No, sorry that was another day. - Elle arrive. - Elle a dû prendre un taxi.
- She's on her way. - She's got time. Elle sera à l'heure.
- And where's, where's Jake? - Jake is late. - Et Jake ? - Il est en retard.
He's always late by the way. You have to do something about it. Okay. Mad Friday, it's going to be busy, which is good. Il est toujours en retard. Vous devriez lui parler.
And we've picked some more covers up today. So we're looking at about hundred. Le vendredi avant Noël est un gros soir. On a ajouté des couverts.
So we've got to turn the tables over, but obviously - On en a cent. - Mazette !
not make people feel rushed, yeah? Good, which we can do. On doit enchaîner les services sans presser les clients.
On en est capables.
We've got a proposal in tonight. They're gonna be sat on table 13. So, yeah, treat them like royalty, On a une demande en mariage. A la table 13.
and celebrity chef in Alexander Skye. Soyez aux petits soins pour eux.
He's gonna be sat in the front. Alistair, alistair Skye. Le chef de la télé, Alexander Skye, aura une table devant.
Alistair.
Yeah, yeah him. Alistair Skye ?
He's gonna be sat at the front. Bottle of chateau on his table Billy, yeah? - Copy that. - Good, swearing? C'est ça. Offrez-lui une bonne bouteille.
- Freeman. - Who could that be? A propos des jurons...
Freeman !
- Really loud. - Who could that be? Ça ne va pas.
There's no way you could hear me from back there, man. Well, you're not out here. On m'entend pas en salle.
I'm out here and I can hear you. So let's just bring it down. Yeah? You filthy bugger. Je peux te dire que si, alors mets une sourdine.
Good. Anything been on the bar that we're low on? Low on cointreau, low on prosecco, low on bitters, Bien. Qu'est-ce qui manque au bar ?
I'll just give them halves for tonight. All night. Cointreau, Prosecco et bitter. Il faudra limiter.
Okay, so we're low on quite a lot. Vie de merde.
Good. Anything else, from you guys? Ça fait beaucoup.
Autre chose à me signaler ?
No, just we need to push the veg and we need to push the fish. - Sure. - Okay, push veg, push fish. Il faut suggérer les légumes et le poisson.
We need to take a selfie for the Instagram. Les légumes et le poisson.
Everybody in. Un selfie pour notre Instagram.
On se rassemble.
Freeman, what are you doing? Come back. - Come on, you big grinch. - Get squished in. Freeman ? Sois sympa !
On sourit.
On se serre.
Joyeux Noël !
Merry Christmas.
Freeman, swearing! Tu l'as gâchée.
Let's get cracking. Il y a déjà du monde dehors, on se secoue !
Why didn't you tell me alistair was coming? I just told you then. Pourquoi tu m'as pas dit qu'Alistair venait ?
Yeah, but why didn't you tell me when you found out? Why would you mind? - Je viens de le faire. - Pourquoi pas avant ?
Well, I don't feel like we're prepped properly. - Ça change quoi ? - On n'est pas prêts.
Well, why aren't you prepped? You should be prepped. Vous devriez être prêts.
No, we'll we're not prepped properly. If I'd have known, I could have had everything ready. Pas suffisamment. J'aurais pu anticiper.
You should have everything ready, Andy. Yeah but you should have told me. Tu dois être capable de gérer.
When you find these things out you should let me know. That's what you're supposed to do. Quand tu as ce genre d'info, tu me préviens.
I don't have time to have this- - if we have people coming in, you should let me know. - C'est pas le moment ! - Tu dois m'avertir.
I just told you then. Je l'ai fait.
I used to work for the mans, you know what I mean? J'ai bossé pour ce type...
So I need to be prepped and ready. Good, then he's gonna like what you're gonna do. Donc il va aimer ta cuisine.
Yeah. He's gonna like your food. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Ne t'inquiète pas.
- Are you ready? - Yeah. Prêt ?
'Cause I'm opening the doors now. There's people outside. J'ouvre, il y a la queue.
Mettez la musique !
Here, can you chop those for us? Tu peux émincer ça ?
Yeah.
- I feel like shit, you know. - Well, I'm not surprised. Je suis en vrac.
You going to be all right if I get off? No, what? Ça ira si je te laisse ?
Quoi ?
If I get off will you be all right? No, Andy, don't take the piss. - Tu t'en sortiras ? - Pas question.
- I feel awful. - No, look- - my heads killing me like. - No, no, no, no, no, no. Je me sens mal. J'ai une migraine atroce.
You've just got here. You just got here. You're not leaving me in the shit. Tu viens d'arriver. Tu me laisses pas dans la merde.
All right?
It isn't about alistair, is it? C'est Alistair qui te stresse ?
No, I'll be all right. I'll be fine. Yeah, of course. Fucking knives, where have I put my knives yesterday? - Ça va bien se passer. - Evidemment !
Où j'ai mis ces foutus couteaux ?
I don't know. - We'll get them in a minute. - Okay. J'en sais rien.
Look, look, you don't have to worry about him. On va les trouver.
He's just some fucking tit off the telly. You're a better chef then he ever was. And this is good. Détends-toi. C'est un chef d'opérette, il a jamais eu ton talent.
Like him coming here, it's good, it's an endorsement. Okay, all right. Et c'est bien qu'il vienne ici. Ça va nous faire de la pub.
Wait whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Nope, I'm fine. - You okay? - Yes. - Okay, look, - C'est bon. - Ça va ?
if you, if you feel a bit like, if you need a bit of help on any just open your mouth, yeah? Si jamais tu as...
This is completely different to what I'm used to. Si tu as besoin d'aide, n'hésite pas.
- I know. - You work so quickly. - Tout est très différent ici. - Je sais.
- You speak so quickly. - It's the scouse. Vous travaillez et vous parlez à 100 à l'heure.
Well, I can't understand your accent. C'est l'accent.
I know. J'ai du mal à vous comprendre.
I, you know me, I'm French, Je sais.
but it's very different to what i- Moi, je suis française, mais...
- I look, if you're having trouble learning, c'est très différent...
- just ask one of us yeah? - Okay. And just open your mouth, yeah? Si tu as des questions, demande-nous.
Ask Carly. Carly will help you out, N'hésite pas.
or if I'm about, I'll help you out, yeah? Okay. Carly t'aidera. Ou moi, si je suis dans le coin.
How are you doing there, chef? Caressing and finessing chef. Tu t'en sors, chef ?
Sorry, lad, what was that? What did you say? - Caressing and finessing chef. - Okay, good lad. Good lad. - Je caresse avec délicatesse. - J'ai pas entendu.
Then we'll see just pop it, that's it. - Je caresse avec délicatesse. - C'est bien.
And turn it nicely. Maintenant, ouvre-la. Voilà.
Retourne-la.
You just turn it? - Where's Jake? - I don't know. Comme ça ?
- Où est Jake ? - Je sais pas.
Keep an eye on him, please, lad. - Yes. - Hello. Garde un œil sur lui.
Hey, son. Yeah. Salut, fiston.
What you came first? Tu as fini premier ?
Oh that's great, that's fantastic. Yeah that's superb, well done, lad. Bravo, c'est fantastique.
Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry I missed it. C'est génial. Bien joué, mon grand.
Désolé d'avoir raté ça.
Yeah, I'll call you back in a bit, lad, I'm sorry. Ta'ra. Where have you been? Je te rappelle, fiston. Désolé.
- I'm really sorry I'm late. - What do you mean you're sorry? The trains were late. The trains were late. - Tu as vu l'heure ? - Désolée. Problème de métro.
- Hey, guys, can I have one? - No, no. La voilà !
Just one. I'm hungry. Je peux ? Juste un !
You know you're in trouble right? T'es dans la merde.
- Robin. - Yes. - You're forty minutes late. - I'm really sorry I'm late. - Robin. - Oui ?
Where have you been? Tu as 40 minutes de retard. Où étais-tu ?
I tried to get here on time, the train... C'est le métro.
I don't want to hear your excuses. Go serve table seven now, quickly. - Okay. - Off you go. Je ne veux pas le savoir. Va t'occuper de la table 7.
- How'd the audition go? - What audition? You said she wasn't at an audition. - Et le casting ? - Quel casting ?
Andrea and didn't- Elle était à un casting ?
Evening, guys. So sorry about the delay. Oh, it's okay, don't worry. Bonsoir. Désolée pour l'attente.
I'm Robin, I'm going to be your waitress this evening. Pas de souci.
Hello, Robin. Can I get you anything to drink. Je suis Robin, votre serveuse.
Yeah, I'm going to order wine for the table. Vous buvez quelque chose ?
Okay. Je vais commander du vin.
Can I get a bottle of the chateau Marie, please? - Yeah. - Is that red? Une bouteille de Chateau Marie.
Yes. - C'est du rouge ? - Oui.
Bottle of white? Bottle of white? Which one? On prend aussi du blanc ?
You know the one I like, darling. - She's got expensive taste. - Rightly so. - Lequel ? - Tu sais bien, chéri.
Elle a des goûts de luxe.
And a bottle, which is the most expensive? It's this one right at the end, the sauvignon blanc. Lequel est le plus cher ?
Oh yeah, we'll take that bottle Celui-ci, le sauvignon blanc.
of sauvignon blanc as well please. Yeah, okay, amazing. On prend une bouteille.
And I can get some tap water for the table. Formidable.
Uh no, no, not swilling it down with, Je vous apporte une carafe d'eau ?
you know paying 200 pound for a bottle of wine. Je vais pas noyer une bouteille de vin à 200 livres.
Do you do bottle water? Oh yeah, sorry. Bottle of still? - Vous avez de l'eau en bouteille ? - Oui, pardon.
- Still? - Bottle of still. Une eau plate.
Yeah perfect. Bottle of still. Yeah I'm used to handing out tap- Parfait. Toutes mes excuses.
- can I get cranberry juice? Et un jus de canneberge.
No, no, no cranberry juice, we're drinking wine tonight. You'll be fine. Pas de jus, on boit du vin.
Dad, oh my god, he doesn't drink. Mais papa, il boit pas.
He's drinking wine tonight. Ce soir, si.
Okay so the two bottles of wine and a bottle of still water. - Yes, perfect. - Yeah. Deux bouteilles de vin et une eau plate.
Okay great, I'll go get that for you, Oui, parfait.
and I'll come back to take your food order. - Thank you. - All right. Je m'en occupe et je reviens prendre la commande.
Sorry, what was your name? Merci.
- Robin. Yeah. - Thanks, Robin. - Rappelez-moi votre nom. - Robin.
Merci, Robin.
Drinks for table seven. - Look this is the guy. - What guy? Les boissons pour la 7.
- Engagement guy. - So, you all know? - C'est lui ! - Lui quoi ?
We had a staff meeting about it. - La demande en mariage. - Tout le monde sait ?
He's getting engaged here? Is she here? Dream team, fold those napkins, look busy, do not embarrass me. Beth is on the war path, come on. La dream team, pliez des serviettes, ayez l'air occupés.
Beth rôde.
- You'll be fine. - Thank you. I did try to cover for you, I'm so so sorry. Bonne chance. Ça va bien se passer.
I know thank you for doing all you could. Je t'ai couverte autant que j'ai pu.
- But how did it go? - It was okay. Merci d'avoir essayé.
Ça s'est bien passé ?
I think... it's hard to tell, the casting director was super like, not giving me anything. Oui, je crois, mais je sais pas trop. Le directeur de casting était...
So, I don't know. We'll see. When will you find out? complètement impassible, donc on verra.
Tu sauras quand ?
Could be next week, or it could be in three months' time. - Or it could be never. - Never say never. La semaine prochaine, dans trois mois.
Maybe I should just go into the uni like you - Ou jamais. - Ne jamais dire jamais.
- and get a real job. - Uni, what's that? Je ferais mieux d'étudier, comme toi.
Girls, I don't know what we're having a chit chat about? That's been sat there for ten minutes. Sorry. Ça va, la discute ? Ces boissons attendent.
So, Andrea, go and take that table seven. Andrea, va servir.
Robin, can you go and straighten the tables out in front. Beth, there's a customer right there. Robin, débarrasse les tables de devant.
Dean, standing there. Il y a un client ici.
There just chatting away. - I told them to fold napkins. - Oh watch it. Dean, tu les laisses se tourner les pouces.
Elles devaient plier les serviettes.
Sorry. Pardon.
Hello. So I have your chateau Marie and your sauvignon blanc. Bonsoir.
Should we start with the red? Voici votre Chateau Marie et votre sauvignon blanc.
Where's Robin? Oh she had to serve a different table. - Le rouge d'abord ? - Où est Robin ?
I'm Andrea. Elle s'occupe d'une autre table. Je suis Andrea.
No worries, yep. Pas de problème.
Keep going. Yeah, see something you wouldn't pre-order it though, Continue.
and it's just like that kind of thing that you can't... Yeah, sort it. C'est le genre de truc qu'il faut précommander.
Yeah but it's not just going to be in stock though, is it? - It might be. - Sir. - On verra. - Ils l'auront pas en stock.
Pourquoi pas ?
Yes, in me own time yeah? Monsieur.
Y a pas le feu.
What? Quoi ?
Nice? Yeah, it's all right. - Ça va ? - Il est correct.
Do they not teach you people how to serve wine? That's a bottle, 200 pound bottle of red wine that. On vous apprend pas à servir le vin ?
Let it breath a little bit, will ya? C'est une bouteille à 200 livres.
Laissez-le s'aérer, bon sang.
White anyone? Du blanc, peut-être ?
Do you know what? Just do us a favor, just leave the wine there. I'll sort it out. Vous savez quoi ? Laissez ça là, je me débrouille.
Sure, just let me know if you need it anything. Très bien.
Yeah, we will. - N'hésitez pas à m'appeler. - C'est ça.
- Thank you. - There you go.
- Thanks so much. - Wine list for you both? Yes, please, and the cocktail menu. - Sure. - Thank you. - La carte des vins ? - S'il vous plaît. Et des cocktails.
How's Nate? Comment va Nathan ?
He's good yeah, yeah, very good. - He came first in his swimming. - Did he? Bien. Très bien. Il a fini premier en natation.
- Yeah. - He's a good lad. C'est vrai ?
How's he, how's he coping? Il est super.
Comment il...
vit tout ça ?
- He's doing all right, yeah. - Yeah? Plutôt bien.
Oh listen, I've been trying to get a hold of Kelly, J'ai essayé de joindre...
I don't know if she's blanking me or what, but I have no idea what to get him for Christmas. Kelly. On dirait qu'elle m'évite.
Je sèche pour le cadeau de Noël de Nathan.
Get him a PlayStation game. - PlayStation? - Yeah. Offre-lui un jeu de PlayStation.
I didn't know he had a PlayStation. Oh, at least not at Kelly's house. De PlayStation ? Je croyais que vous étiez contre.
But he can have one at my place, can't he? - What you go the flat? - Yeah, I moved in last night. Il y jouera pas chez Kelly, seulement chez moi.
Tu as eu l'appart ?
Good, that is good. That's why I was all over the fucking place. - J'ai emménagé hier soir. - C'est super.
- Well, all right. - You know I'm sorry. Well, at least you won't be sleeping C'est pour ça que j'étais débordé.
on the office floor anymore, yeah? Fini de camper dans le bureau.
Thanks for covering. Merci de m'avoir couvert.
Just call me next time, please. - I know. I know. - Yeah? I really appreciate it. Mais préviens-moi la prochaine fois, d'accord ?
Cause I can't help you, if you call me I can help you. If you don't call me, I can't help you. Je peux pas t'aider si tu me préviens pas.
- I know. I know. - Chef? Je sais.
- Yeah? - The apple? Chef.
Yeah?
How do you want it for the salad? Top and bottom, chop the top and bottom off. Je fais comment pour la salade ?
That's it. Yeah. Retire les deux extrémités.
Okay, and then slice it down. Maintenant, en tranches.
You got enough oysters there? No, I ran out now. Okay, so what'd you do when you run out? - Tu as assez d'huîtres ? - Je suis à court.
Yes, chef. Tu fais quoi dans ce cas-là ?
- What you do when you run out? - Get some more. - Oui, chef. - Tu fais quoi ?
Sorry, what do you do when you run out? - Get some more, chef. - Yeah go on, lad, that's it. - Je vais en rechercher. - Pardon ?
Go on good lad. Good lad. - Je vais en rechercher, chef. - Vas-y.
All right chop it again. C'est bien.
Coupe encore.
Okay and then just... Yep, and again. - Et là, tu... - C'est trop épais.
And you know what to do know, yeah? Encore.
- Julienne okay. - Julienne, there you go. - Après, tu sais faire. - En julienne.
Your French, you should know that one. Oui? C'est vrai, tu es française. Ça te parle.
Yeah, yeah, that's good. Chef ?
Go again. Chef? C'est bien. Continue.
Chef !
The little guy needs some help. Leave him alone, La fillette est en détresse.
he thought he found a pube until he pissed out of it. Il a trouvé un poil de touffe et il est perturbé.
Au moins, je vois des touffes, pas comme toi.
Hey, you two pack it in. Hey you, sleeves. Ça suffit, vous deux.
Hé, toi.
Tes manches.
Remonte-les.
What's going on? What's all this? Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
Oh, come on, Andy. C'est quoi, ce cirque ?
I mean, why you got all these? What's all these? Pourquoi ça s'accumule ?
I'm working for two people here. What you mean? Look at the state of it, do you know what I mean? Je fais le travail de deux personnes. Vous êtes sérieux ?
What, what you mean? - Regarde ce bazar. - Vous êtes sérieux ?
Jakes supposed to be here that's why. Okay, okay. Jake est encore absent, voilà le problème.
Exactly I don't have the power of multiplication. - Sadly for you. - Okay all right. Exactement. J'ai pas le don d'ubiquité, désolée.
And I have really tough work here, but suddenly- - okay all right, well, you're doing great... Je suis une bosseuse, mais trop, c'est trop.
Yeah, I'm doing great, but I need some help here you know. Tu fais du super boulot.
All right, all right, just take your time, love, yeah? Mais là, j'ai besoin d'aide !
Just take your time. Prends ton temps.
All right there's no need for that is there? Okay. Pas la peine de s'énerver.
Chef, this is the lemon curd that we're putting in the meringue. C'est le lemon curd pour la tarte meringuée.
Okay.
What do you think? Alors ?
- A bit tart. - You can change that. Un peu acide.
You know what you need to do, don't you? Yeah, he needs to find something, - Tu peux rectifier ça. - Ça manque d'équilibre.
bring something else into it. - Thank you. - Yeah. Il faut qu'il ajoute quelque chose.
That's mine, that's my fault. All right, bring it here darling, let me have a look. C'est ma faute. Merci.
I'll be back in a minute for a taste. - Viens par là. - Je reviens goûter.
What you gonna do? I don't know, but I have biscuits to make too. - Une idée ? - Je pensais ajouter...
Well, you're gonna get in a right mess if you don't start to... what are you doing? Tu vas faire des bêtises si tu ne...
Qu'est-ce qui te prend ?
Come here, please just put it down for a second. Viens là. Pose ça une seconde.
Okay, look at me we're not going to do this now, okay? I promise you, I'm all good. On va pas en parler maintenant.
Shh, I know but we'll talk about it. Je le ferai plus.
We're just not going to do it now, cause there's too many people around. Okay. Je sais. On en parlera, mais pas avec tout ce monde autour.
We'll just need to do it together, just me and you. Please. On attendra d'être entre nous.
You gonna be all right just now? Merci.
I'm okay. Ça va aller ?
Could you do a big breath for me? Let's do it together 'cause I need too as well. Inspire un grand coup.
Moi aussi, j'en ai besoin.
Okay, good lad, go on then. - Au travail. - Merci.
Come on then, let me have a taste. Fais-moi goûter.
- Thank you. - You're welcome. - Merci. - Pas de quoi.
That is gorgeous. Really? - C'est sublime ! - Vraiment ?
Ooh, it's just got the right bit of a sharpness. - Thank you. - That is perfect, darling. Il y a la pointe idéale d'acidité.
- Oh, Maria! - What is wrong with you? C'est parfait.
Sophia !
Where the fuck you been? - What? - Are you mad? C'est quoi, ton problème ? Tu étais où ?
- No, am I mad? - You're two hours late. Tu es fou ?
You're two hours late. Tu as deux heures de retard !
Look, look my alarm didn't go off, and it was madness. No, no, no, no don't come with this shit. Mon proprio m'est tombé dessus...
You have been two hours late and I've been doing this alone. Where you been? Arrête ton baratin ! J'ai dû tout faire toute seule !
She working on her own here. Où tu étais ? Elle est seule à la plonge.
I was has here at nine 30 minutes ago. No, you wasn't lad. Je suis là depuis 13 minutes.
It's been two hours ago. Tu n'étais pas là il y a 13 minutes.
Fucking... Where's the watch lad? Keep the time up the poor woman's Regarde l'heure. Tu as une montre ?
scrapping away here on her own. Sofia relax, relax, Sofia relax please. Tu laisses cette pauvre femme trimer.
Are you guys having a great time? Sophia, relax.
- Oh, you are having fun? - Sofia, we love you. Vous vous amusez bien ? Ça vous fait rigoler ?
You don't fucking care that I'm pregnant right? On t'aime !
- You just fucking everybody- - relax, relax. Je suis enceinte, merde !
- No, no, no okay. - No, don't even touch me. - Relax. - Ne me touche pas !
No, no, no, Andy, sorry. Look, he's here now, you go and take a little break. - Désolée, Andy. - Il est là maintenant.
Go on take a little break. You, do some bloody work. Fais une pause. Vas-y.
I want to take a break, but I don't want to come back Toi, mets-toi au travail.
and find that those aren't done. - Okay, do some fucking work. - Start fucking working. Je veux pas revenir et que ce soit pire.
Toi, au boulot.
Have a little break, go and have a little break. Let me taste that. Fais une pause.
What's Sofia been doing all this time? Fais-moi goûter.
Just get yourself working, man. Sophia a rien foutu.
Bloody hell. Mets-toi au travail.
What do you think? Alors ?
That's exactly what I wanted to do. Isn't it gorgeous? That's lovely, yeah. J'en étais sûre ! C'est bon, non ?
- Excellent. - Merci.
- Thank you, chef. - He's got it, hasn't he? That's nice. You've got talent son. Thank you chef. - Il est doué. - Tu as du talent, fiston.
Yeah that's, no, that's really nice there. C'est vraiment bon.
Yeah, you're going places. But you're staying here. No, I want one more. I knew he was going to go back in and have another. Tu iras loin. Mais tu restes ici pour l'instant.
- Beautiful. - Thank you. Je savais qu'il y reviendrait.
Superbe.
Oi you, get them fucking bins done soon, yeah? Sharpish. Sort the bins out. Toi, sors les poubelles, tout de suite.
Let me know when they're done. Au trot. Sors les poubelles. Dis-moi quand ce sera fait.
Andy, where have you been? I was in the back helping them. - Où tu étais passé ? - En cuisine.
Someone was on the phone asking about the menu, and I can't find you. I was in the back fixing the desserts. Un client avait une question sur le menu.
I don't need you in the back. Je vérifiais les desserts.
Its full in the restaurant if someone brings something up on the menu I need to be able to find you. On est complets. Si j'ai une question, tu dois être là.
Can't you see I'm busy, do you know what I mean? We're busy in the front. Je suis débordé.
Somebody asking about the menu I don't- Nous aussi. Et quand un client...
- I can't be out here and there at the same time. Je peux pas être partout.
Yeah, I saying I need to able to find you here. I'll be there in a minute, I was just helping out. Je dois pouvoir te trouver.
Je donnais juste un coup de main.
No come here, did you have a word with your dad? Reviens.
Tu as parlé à ton père ?
I asked you to have a word with your dad yesterday about Carly? Raising her wages? I don't have time for this now. Tu devais lui parler de Carly.
It's not the time to talk about this now. Pour son augmentation.
Excuse me, is it possible to get the wine menu please? C'est pas le moment.
Yes, I'll get the drinks menu for you now. Puis-je avoir la carte des vins ?
Thank you. Je vous l'apporte.
Hey, Georgie,
two Espresso martinis for table six.
- Dean, what's your job? - Your what? What's your job? - C'est quoi, ton job ? - Pardon ?
I'm your sexy supervisor. Right, so why is table 14 asking me for a drinks menu? - Ton job. - Je suis ton chef de rang sexy.
It's not my, it's not my job. Head down, arse up, do what your told. Alors pourquoi la 14 me demande la carte des boissons à moi ?
I hear ya, I'm on it, thank you. Tête baissée, fesses levées, j'y cours, j'y vole. Merci.
Hi, how are you? - I'm all right, how are you? - Good, thank you. Bonsoir. Comment allez-vous ?
Sorry I'm a little late. - Bien, et vous ? - Bien, merci.
Don't worry, have you got a table booked with us? Je suis en retard.
My boyfriend frank is- - you must be Mary. - Yeah, I'm Mary. - Vous avez une réservation ? - Au nom de Frank Higgins.
Vous devez être Mary.
How did you know? Well, we know everything. Comment vous avez su ?
How's your day been? Nous savons tout !
It's been long, it's been long, but it's a Friday. Bonne journée ?
Yeah, now you can relax. Interminable.
Enfin vendredi !
- Have a drink. - I love your headband. - Vous pouvez vous détendre. - Boire un verre.
- Ah, thank you. - Its lovely, nice and sparkly. J'adore votre bandeau.
You know, weekend. C'est très joli, ça scintille.
Yeah it looks good, but here he is. Parfait pour le week-end.
- Oh, hi, babe. - You okay? Le voici.
I'm okay. How are you? Comment ça va, chéri ?
I'm okay. Was your work okay. - Bien. - Pardon pour le retard.
- Ugh, long. - Can I get you a drink. - Bonne journée ? - Interminable.
- I'd love an old fashioned. - All right. Un apéritif ?
- Two. - Two old fashions coming up. - Je rêve d'un Old Fashioned. - Deux.
Also, I sent an email about her allergies, did you get it? Deux Old Fashioned.
Yes, but just remind me just in case. Vous avez reçu mon mail concernant son allergie ?
- I'm allergic to nuts. - Nuts, so all nuts. Oui, mais rappelez-le-moi quand même.
Mm-hmm. - Les fruits à coque. - Tous les fruits à coque ?
Okay, I'll pass that on to the kitchen. - Thank you. - You okay? Je transmets à la cuisine.
Oh, god, I never thought this day...
All right, so has table 14 got their drinks? Pouring them as we speak. La 14 a eu ses boissons ?
Can you just speed it up. No, Billy not helpful, stop. - Je les prépare. - Dépêche-toi.
- Shh. - Give him some love. Okay, Andrea, can you take that to table, Non, Billy. Tu m'embêtes. Arrête.
take that to the kitchen for allergy for table 13. Andrea, apporte ça à la table...
à la cuisine.
- Yep, cool. - Gotcha. Une allergie à la table 13.
Everything good? Um, not really table seven are a nightmare. Ça va ?
Really? Pas génial. La table 7 est un cauchemar.
Yeah, I'll talk to you about it later. - It's fine. - Okay. On en parle plus tard. T'inquiète.
I have a nut allergy for table 13. Beth wanted to pass it on. Why is it not in the system? On a une allergie à la 13. Beth m'a dit de transmettre.
I... I don't know. C'est pas dans l'ordi ?
It needs to be on the system. Je sais pas.
All right, service. Ça doit être enregistré.
Beth just told me to pass it on. Ça part !
- For what table. - 13. Je transmets juste.
Okay, no nuts on table 13. - Quelle table ? - La 13.
Oui, chef. Pas de fruits à coque à la 13.
Just put it on the system, next time yeah? Yeah, I'll do that. Enregistre-le, la prochaine fois.
Sans faute.
- Look at this shit. - Okay, okay. C'est pas vrai !
All right, all right, it's just someone's forgotten to change the till roll, again. Okay, order in, one crab, one stir. Quelqu'un a encore oublié de changer le rouleau.
Yep, yep, yep. En direct, un crabe et une poêlée.
Another followed by one Risotto, one duck, one brill. - Oui. - Oui, chef. A suivre, un risotto, un magret, une barbue.
Crack on that crab, Tony, yeah? Yes, chef. Tu t'occupes du crabe, Tony.
They don't know what the fuck they're doing out there. Ils font n'importe quoi en salle.
Ah shit. Et merde !
You okay? No, look at all these tables, Andy. Okay, okay don't worry. - Ça va ? - Il y a trop de tables.
Right, give me two minutes yeah? Ça va aller.
No, Andy. No, no Andy, Andy. Donne-moi deux minutes.
Give me two minutes, I'll be right back. - I'm gonna say hello. - Andy, we are going down. Je vais dire bonsoir.
- Just give me two minutes. - Andy, I need you up... You'll be all right. On est déjà sous l'eau. J'ai besoin de toi.
Help her out Freeman, lad. Aide-la, tu veux ?
How long on the duck? - A minute. - A minute? Combien de temps, le magret ?
Une minute.
Yeah. Une minute ?
Carly, if she needs you love, give her a hand, yeah? Carly, aide-la si elle en a besoin.
- Hey, Andy. - Hello, mate. Namaste, chef, namaste. - Andy ! - Salut, mec.
- Good to see you mate. - Good to see you. Namaste, chef. Content de te voir.
This is the critic Sara southworth, as you know. Moi aussi.
Hello, love, really nice to meet you. La critique Sarah Southworth.
Lovely to meet you. Bonsoir. Enchanté.
Come have a quick glass with us, yeah? Moi de même.
Prends un verre avec nous.
Just a quickie. Rapidement.
I should really get back to the kitchen, we're snowed under today, do you know what I mean? Je dois y retourner, on est débordés.
Just have a quick one. You have a glass of wine all right. - Okay. - Its gorgeous. - Un verre rapide. - Laisse tes gars gérer.
Thank you, thank you very much. C'est magnifique. J'adore.
Merci beaucoup.
There we go.
No, there's your glass. Thank you. Cheers, babe. Voilà le tien.
- Cheers. - Happy Christmas. - Happy Christmas. - Happy Christmas. Santé, chérie. A toi aussi.
Joyeux Noël.
Oh, that's nice. That is good. Délicieux.
Très bon.
I had no idea you were coming. Well, it was a last minute thing, you know? Je savais pas que vous seriez là.
This one mentioned that he was coming, Ça s'est décidé au dernier moment.
and I've been wanting to come here pre-Christmas treat. Il m'en a parlé et je voulais venir depuis longtemps.
You're not here in a work capacity, are ya? Un petit plaisir avant les fêtes.
I know that look. Vous n'êtes pas là à titre professionnel ?
It's fear, the fear. Je connais ce regard.
No, no, no, off-duty, off-duty. La peur.
Okay. So just cook whatever you want, chef. If I'd known you was coming I would have made sure. Je viens seulement dîner. Cuisinez ce qui vous plaît.
Mate, we're the good guys, the good guys. Si j'avais su que vous veniez, j'aurais pu...
When did you book? On est les gentils.
The book is coming in February the 24th. Tu as booké quand ?
Mon bouquin sort...
No, no, no not when, when did you book? le 24 février.
When did you book to come here? Pardon me. Quand as-tu booké, réservé ?
Sorry, two days ago, but I phoned you and texted you, Pardon.
and you didn't get back, but... Il y a deux jours. Je t'ai envoyé un texto
- Sorry. - It's cool, its fine. et tu n'as pas répondu.
Désolé.
But listen, we're here to support you. Yes, and you know just- Pas de problème. On est là pour te soutenir.
D'autant que...
you don't need my endorsement so don't worry about that. Great have a little look at the... vous n'avez pas besoin que je fasse votre publicité.
Such a buzz in this place, it's great. No, you know, its busy tonight. Very busy. Cet endroit a un succès fou, c'est super.
On ne chôme pas, ce soir.
I'm busy. Super busy with the TV stuff and everything. Je connais ça.
It's gone mental, but I mean. Mon émission a pris des proportions démentes.
- Is it? - Yeah, it's been amazing. I mean the show's rocketing. - Ah oui ? - C'est hallucinant.
Yeah I saw one episode, it was... On fait un tabac.
J'ai regardé, une fois.
You're not the only one that saw one episode, there's 7 million people watch it. You know, full series. Must be doing something right. Tu n'es pas la seule. On fait 7 millions de spectateurs.
On en est à la saison 4.
Yeah no its- Il n'y a pas de hasard.
- this menu is... I could recognize all of this stuff. Ce menu est...
I mean this is, this is all my dishes. Je reconnais tous les plats.
I mean, I love the way it's on a bit of paper, but... Ce sont mes créations.
There's the duck with the soy. Imprimées sur un bout de papier.
Yeah, that was my dish. Il y a le magret sauce soja.
C'était ma recette.
- Huh? - That was my dish. C'était ma recette.
Well, I can see you've added, you've added the red chicory so that's different. Je vois que tu as ajouté la chicorée rouge,
He's making out like its his first time to see this, c'est la différence.
but he was pouring over the menu in the car, on his phone. Il fait semblant de découvrir le menu,
Mate, you don't go and see Chelsea mais il l'a épluché sur son portable dans la voiture.
without looking at the team sheet, do you? So you don't go and see a chef's restaurant Quand tu vas voir Chelsea, tu regardes la composition de l'équipe.
without having a look at the menu. Without picking the menu apart. Quand tu vas dans le restau d'un chef, tu regardes le menu.
Et tu le démolis.
No, no, no, no, mate, it's amazing, and you've got this, you know you've got all the classics here. Pas du tout, mec. C'est formidable.
You've got the crab, which, which- Tu as mis tous les classiques, dont le crabe.
- that sounds nice. You definitely, definitely added to that crab at ours. Ça a l'air délicieux.
It's amazing what you did to that. Cleaning the crab was my idea though, al. Tu avais fait du super boulot sur notre recette de crabe.
Do you know what I mean? Well, it's been around a while that dish. Le crabe était mon idée, au départ.
- Yeah, but it was my idea... - You two. Ça se faisait beaucoup.
To change it with you. - C'était mon idée. - Vous deux !
Do you know what I mean? C'est moi qui ai revisité la recette.
Come on mate, we're not here to criticize. Yeah, I fucking hope not. On n'est pas là pour critiquer.
I think he's a bit jealous, but you know. J'espère.
Mate, I am jealous. Je crois qu'il est un peu jaloux.
I'll tell you the honest truth, this place is amazing, - and I am jealous. - Thank you. Oui, je suis jaloux. Cet endroit est fantastique.
Okay, and we're here Merci.
to eat your food and support you, chef. Nah, I best get back to work. On est là pour manger ta cuisine et pour te soutenir.
- Stop doing that. - Yeah? Je dois y retourner.
Just please order what you want and I'll take care of it. Arrête avec ce geste.
Thank you, thank you. It's been really lovely to meet you. Commandez ce que vous voulez, je m'en occupe personnellement.
Oh lovely to meet you, it's our pleasure. - J'ai été enchanté. - Moi aussi.
Thank you, it's a pleasure having you here. - Thank you. - See you in a bit. C'est un plaisir de vous avoir.
Thank you chef, good luck. - A bientôt. - Bonne chance, chef.
Chef, "passione" where we had the crab. Yeah 'cause, of course it was, Le Passione sert le crabe comme ça.
cause that's where I went to work after I left you. That's why I took it with me. Normal. C'est là que j'ai bossé après t'avoir quitté.
Excuse me, excuse me. She's got a question for you. J'ai emporté ma recette.
S'il vous plaît. Elle a une question.
Is that alistair sky? Yeah, yeah, it is. C'est Alistair Skye ?
- See, I told ya. - I can't believe it. Oui, c'est lui.
Je te l'avais dit.
Have a nice evening. - Thank you. - Enjoy your drinks. - Bonne soirée. - Merci.
See I seen him... Santé.
Service. Oder up, one Risotto, one duck, one mackerel. - Oui, chef. - I can't fucking believe that. Ça part. A suivre, un risotto, un magret, un maquereau.
What? Je le crois pas.
He brought that fucking Sara thingy with him. - The food critic. - Fucking Sara thingy. Il est venu avec Sarah Bidule, la critique culinaire.
- Sara southworth. - Yes. Sarah Machin-Chose.
- You're joking. - No, I'm serious. Sarah Southworth ?
- She's the fucking worst. - Fucking dick move. - Tu déconnes ? - Pas du tout.
C'est une tueuse.
- Good luck. - I told you, I told you. Quel sale enfoiré !
Bonne chance.
Okay look, we're been reviewed on table four. J'avais flairé le coup fourré.
I need you to switch on yeah? I need you to soigne everything on table four. On a une critique à la 4. Réveillez-vous.
- Yes, chef. - Yes, chef. Tout doit être impeccable pour la 4.
Oui, chef.
Great. Génial.
Right, okay if he wants to play those games, we can play those games. - Okay. - All right. Il veut jouer ? On va jouer.
It is fine. You all right? Tout va bien.
Yeah, let's get going on what we got. Ça va ?
Okay, two lamb, starters gone on table two. Dis-moi où on en est.
Deux agneaux.
Mains away on table 20. Table fives working. L'entrée est partie à la 2 et les plats à la 20.
Okay La 5 est en cours.
yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
- How long on table five? - Here. Combien pour la 5 ?
About 90 seconds. Tony, come and give me a push, mate. On my way. 90 secondes. Tony, viens m'aider.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- How you getting on, bruh? - Good, ah fuck. - Ça va pour toi ? - C'est bon.
Get Tony, keep turning, keep turning. Putain.
Camille, how long on that garnish. Continue à retourner.
20 seconds. Camille, la garniture ?
Give me ten, yeah, bit of a rush. 20 secondes.
Il me la faut dans 10.
Keep turning, keep turning.
It's good to go. How long on the duck? Ça peut partir.
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. - Et le magret ? - Ça vient.
Plate, love, thank you. Keep cooking it. Turn. Turn, turn thank you. - C'est bon ! - Continue à le retourner. Merci.
- I need the duck sauce, please. - Okay. - Ready. - Yeah. Il me faut la sauce. Tu es prêt ?
Ça marche.
- Shit. - Chey, you all right? Bordel !
Fuck, it's all right, it's all right. Ça va, chef ?
Clean that up please. Sorry, lad. - Yes, chef. - Fucking hell. C'est bon. Nettoie ça, s'il te plaît.
It's me own fault. Bon Dieu ! C'est ma faute.
Okay, can you get me a new sauce as soon as possible, please. Renvoyez une sauce tout de suite.
A word. Suis-moi.
What did I just say about swearing? What do you mean? I've just burnt me hand. I just said it in the meeting. - J'ai dit quoi pour les jurons ? - Je me suis brûlé.
Just said it. J'ai été claire au briefing.
Yeah, and I've just burned me fucking hand. Really loud and we're full in the kitchen, Je me suis cramé la main.
and we're full in the restaurant La salle est pleine et tu jures à pleins poumons.
your swearing really loudly. I just said bring it down. What do you mean swear loudly? Comment tu veux que je jure ?
How fucking else are you supposed to swear? - Swear quietly. - Chef. - Chef. - What? - En silence. - C'est pas possible. Quoi ?
Is it okay if I take the bins out? Je peux sortir les poubelles ?
Yes, yes, yeah, go and do the bins. Vas-y.
Yeah right, the bins. Go and get the bins done. Les poubelles, tu parles !
Hurry up, lad. Sors-les.
You need to get it sorted. Ne traîne pas.
Ho ho, motherfucker. You all right? Salut, ma tepu.
Tu vas bien ?
How's work? It's stress. Stressing me. Ça va, le taf ?
C'est le stress. Ça me stresse.
Sorry, what were you saying. You weren't even listening. - No, no. - You weren't even listening. - Pardon. T'as dit quoi ? - T'écoutais pas.
Si, juré.
What do you want? Henry wasn't it? Un dub, c'est ça ?
- Yeah, yeah. - All right. Yeah, I'm sick. - 3,5 grammes. - J'ai la gerbe.
All right, I put a bit of extra in there. - You paying for this one or? - Yeah, no. Tick. Y en a un peu plus. Tu payes, cette fois ?
Fais-moi crédit.
That's like the fourth one, takes the piss. It's okay, Holly, relax. It's okay. Ça fait quatre fois. Tu fais chier.
C'est bon, Holly, relax.
What you doing tonight? I'm just gonna go see Kylie, mate. - Tu fais quoi, ce soir ? - Je vois Kayley.
Got to drive for a bit, cause I'm a bit hungry, init? On va se faire un drive, j'ai la dalle.
What time you finish here? 12. Tu finis à quelle heure ?
- Oh, yeah? - 12, yeah. Minuit.
We'll still be back, so I'll come pick you up. - Yeah? - Yeah, man. Je pourrai pas venir te chercher.
- And tomorrow? - Yeah, go and fuck off then. Demain, alors ?
- Fuck you, bitch. - You just call me a bitch? Oui. Allez, dégage.
Va te faire, salope.
- Wha? - Yes, you did. - What? - Man, get the fuck out my car. Tu m'as traitée de salope ? Carrément !
- Piss off. - Shut up man. - Shut up. - Shut the door then. - Dégage de ma caisse. - Je t'emmerde.
Your car looks like shit. - Ferme la porte. - Ta caisse pourrie.
Don't kick the door, you prick. Claque pas la porte, putain !
Fucking soft arse. Couillon de mes deux.
Chef, chef. Chef !
Done your bins. Good lad, nice one, thank you. J'ai sorti les poubelles.
Service on table 20. C'est bien, merci.
La 20 peut partir.
- Here's your meals. - Thank you. No problem, is there anything else we can get for you? - Voici vos plats. - Merci.
No, I think that's it, thank you. Je vous en prie. Autre chose ?
- Sure. - Yeah. - C'est parfait, merci. - C'est sûr ?
It's been good, thanks. C'était super.
Excuse me, sweetie pie, let's have a little chat with you. S'il vous plaît, ma jolie. Vous pouvez venir ?
Sure. Bien sûr.
To be honest like, pumpkin Risotto, this menu's not really for us. I don't really understand anything that's on it. Franchement, le risotto à la courge... C'est pas pour nous.
Could we just get steak and chips please. Je comprends rien au menu.
We don't have any steak unfortunately. On voudrait trois steaks frites.
- What we have is on the menu. - You don't have steak? Tout ce qu'on a est sur le menu.
Pas de steak ?
Steak tartar? You must have steak, you're a restaurant. Du steak tartare ?
- Have you got Instagram? - I do. C'est la base.
Cause if you have a look I have 30 thousand followers. So I think it's good for me, it's good for you, Vous êtes sur Instagram ? J'ai 30 000 followers.
it's good for the business. You have steak tartar, but no steak. Ce serait bon pour moi, pour vous, pour les affaires.
Could you not record me, please. Vous pouvez éviter de filmer ?
Maybe I'll just have a word with your manager. On peut voir votre patron ?
You know what, I'll go and get my manager for you. I can't stand it when waitresses don't smile. Je vais chercher la gérante.
Do me a favor, check that bird right. Je supporte pas les serveuses qui font la gueule.
She liked my photograph -
- I know her tits are fucking lively right.
Hi, gents, how are we? - Good evening. - Hi, darling, you all right? Bonsoir. Tout va bien ?
Good, thank you. - Impec. - Bonsoir, ma jolie.
My waitress just said you're Instagram influencers. - Well, I actually I was on TV. - Here we go. Ma serveuse me dit que vous êtes des influenceurs.
J'ai fait de la télé.
- Oh, what show were you in? - I was on "text my ex." Vraiment ?
- I used to watch that. - He came third. - Dans Texte ton ex. - Je connais.
- Second, actually. - Oh my god. Il a fini troisième.
But she was a bit moody and we just want steak and chips. - Deuxième, en fait. - Incroyable !
Oh, I do apologize yeah, sure we can do that. On demandait juste des steaks.
- Tag a little photos out... - That would be great. Excusez-la. Aucun problème.
And maybe follow us on Instagram. - On pourrait poster une story. - Génial.
Yeah not a problem. Great, how would you like your steaks cooked? - Et nous suivre sur Insta ? - Pas de problème.
- Medium rare for me. - Medium rare, and for you? La cuisson, pour vos steaks ?
A point.
Medium rare and for you? - Et pour vous ? - A point.
Just cremated for me please, love, well, well. Really well done. Carbonisé pour moi, s'il vous plaît.
And can I get you a complimentary round of drinks. Bien cuit, donc.
A couple of beers, Je peux vous offrir quelque chose à boire ?
maybe a bottle of red to go with the steak. Take some pictures, stuff like that. Des bières et du rouge avec les steaks.
Sure, that would be amazing. On fera des photos.
Guys, coming up, no problem. Grab yourself a glass as well. Formidable. Je vous apporte ça tout de suite.
Yeah, come join us. - Servez-vous un verre. - Joignez-vous à nous.
A tout de suite !
Lemon drop for you pal, yeah? I'm a whiskey sour, please. Un Lemon Drop pour vous.
Whiskey sours. - Un Whisky Sour. - Des Whisky Sours.
- Wait what did you just say? - A whiskey sours. - No, what accent is that? - Glasgow. - Qu'avez-vous dit ? - Whisky Sours.
D'où sort cet accent ?
Oh yeah. De Glasgow.
I'm sorry, ladies, a whiskey sour times two. - This is so good. - He's good. Désolé, mesdames. Un Whisky "Saour", deux fois.
C'était trop bon !
What about for you, darling, what you want? Il est bon.
Et pour vous, mon petit ?
Well, I normally have like a long island ice tea, but I just think like in this dress? That dress to me is screaming a woo-woo. D'habitude, je prends un Long Island, mais avec cette robe...
- A sorry a what? - A whoop-whoop. - Elle réclame un Woo Woo. - Un quoi ?
Un Woo Woo, waou !
Trust me you'll love that, it's tasty its tasty. Are you guys going out tonight? Vous allez adorer, c'est super bon.
- Yes. - Wait, listen, I'm a dj. Vous voulez sortir ce soir ?
Are you? Ecoutez, je suis DJ.
Sérieux ?
Aye! I mean moonlighting as a waiter obviously. Okay. Serveur, je fais ça à côté.
At the dalston superstore, do you know it? Just right around the corner. Je joue au Dalston Super Store. C'est juste au coin.
It's the gay bar, right? C'est le bar gay ?
Yeah, yeah my husband's on the door I can get yous on the list if yous want to come? Mon mari est à l'accueil, je peux vous faire entrer.
- Oh sweet, yes. - You married, great. Ça vous branche ?
Listen, yous are my favorite table tonight, so I'm gonna get you some shots. - Yes. - Okay. Vous êtes mes préférées, ce soir. Tournée de shots.
Jager bombs, Jagermeister do you like that? Jager? Des Jagerbombs. Jagermeister, vous aimez ?
Jagermeister... its jagermister with red bull. C'est quoi ?
Oh, like the brown stuff? Du Jagermeister avec du Red Bull.
Oh my gosh, that cough syrup stuff. Le truc brun ?
Oh no, no, no, I'm allergic. C'est comme du sirop contre la toux.
Six tequilas. J'y suis allergique.
- Yes. - Love it. Six tequilas !
Wait, I need to get back to work, cause yous will absolutely get me in trouble. No stay. Excellent. Je retourne bosser ou vous allez m'attirer des problèmes.
That's not on the menu. Ça, c'est pas au menu. Bas les pattes !
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I love my job. I love my job. I love my job. She fucking pulled my pinnie! J'adore mon boulot, j'adore mon boulot...
- Well, that's offensive. - Shut up. - Elle a tiré mon tablier. - Quelle insulte !
- Is it offensive? - It is offensive. La ferme. C'est insultant !
Billy, can I get a coffee please, a really strong one. Absolument.
Thank you. Je peux avoir un café super serré ?
Do you want something special in there? Aye! J'y ajoute un truc spécial ?
Hey, hey, lower man. It would be really great for business. T'as la technique !
We don't have steak on the menu. I know we don't, can you please just do it? - C'est pas au menu. - Fais-le quand même.
No, look, we are too busy to be going off course like this. - Look how busy we are. - You're not even that... On est trop débordés pour ça, vous voyez bien.
- What's up? - She wants steak. Un problème ?
I told her we don't have steak on the menu. If we're busy why you out the back? Elle veut des steaks.
Why are you out the back again? - What's going on? - We need three steaks. Si vous êtes débordés, pourquoi tu traînes derrière ?
She's not listening to me. We haven't got steaks. - Je veux trois steaks. - Elle m'écoute pas.
I keep telling her we don't have steak on the menu. We've got beef roll, but it's for tomorrow. - On a du bœuf ? - C'est pour demain.
Just slice three steaks off that, it's not hard. Ugh. Découpez trois steaks, c'est pas si compliqué.
Camille do me a favor love, chop some spuds. - Spuds. - Let's make some chips, yeah? Camille, coupe des cartoufles pour les frites.
- Spuds, Andy. - No, it's all right.
Its chips, chips like fritters. Tony, get back to your own shit, lad. Des cartoufles, c'est des patates.
I do not believe this. It's all right don't worry about it. Tony, occupe-toi de tes fesses.
J'y crois pas.
For fucks sake, Andy. Andy, why do you always give into her, my man? T'inquiète. Tu peux aller me chercher...
What do you mean give into her? - Pourquoi tu lui cèdes ? - Comment ça ?
Fuck off, I'll do it myself for fuck's sake. Pourquoi ?
Don't forget to put on your nabs. J'y vais moi-même, putain !
Close that door. Fermez la porte.
All right cut me three off that. Yes, chef. Coupe-m'en trois là-dedans.
Oui, chef.
Good? Ça va ?
Alistair's table. La table d'Alistair.
- Okay, um... - What do you want to do? Right, you do the starters and I'll do his mains, yeah? Comment on fait ?
- All right. - Okay. Call it. Tu fais les entrées. Moi, les plats.
Two covers, two crab, two duck. Annonce-la.
- Oui. - Yes, chef. 2 couverts. 2 crabes, 2 magrets.
- Okay, Tony? - Yep. Tony ?
I need you to make sure the starters don't go out before I check them, all right? Yes, chef. Les entrées ne doivent pas être servies avant que je les aie vérifiées.
- Tony? - Yeah.
Tony, what are you doing? How many times have you been told today about this... Jake is supposed to be clearing this up, chef. Qu'est-ce que tu fais ? Tu dois garder ta zone propre.
What do you mean Jake? Jake a pas débarrassé.
Jake is supposed to be clearing it up. I don't know where he is, init? - Comment ça ? - Je sais pas où il est.
Oh, for fucks sake. Move, Freeman. Fait chier.
Pousse-toi, Freeman.
What is you talking about? I'm here fucking looking for you. Qu'est-ce que tu racontes ?
What the fuck are you doing? Quick get out, get out there now. Fucks sake come on. Qu'est-ce que tu fous ? Sors d'ici.
Carly, you've got to fire him. Putain. Allez !
Yes, I know, Sofia. Vous devez le virer.
It's not enough just to tell him. He doesn't listen. Ça sert à rien de lui parler. Il écoute personne !
Still wanking, yeah? Ah, Tony funny. - Are you all right? - Yes, you all right, yeah? - Tu branlais quoi ? - "Branler". Très drôle.
- Ça va, mec ? - Ouais. Et toi ?
Dieu te bénisse !
Take these and stop wanking. Yeah, wanking off your mother. - Wanking off my mom yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Arrête de branler. - Je branle ta mère.
Tu branles ma mère ?
Idiot bro. You are useless, but I love you. T'es trop con, frère.
Dégage de là. Il y a une dame ici !
I love you too. Hey, what's the score? - Je t'aime. - Moi aussi.
- 2-1. - 2-1? - C'est quoi, le score ? - 2-1.
- Right, that's good to go. - How is he still working here? C'est prêt.
- What do you mean? - I just caught him out there Pourquoi il est toujours là ?
C'est-à-dire ?
watching fucking football on his phone. Tony is drowning in trays over there. Il était en train de regarder le foot sur son portable.
I'll have a word with him. Tony croule sous la vaisselle sale.
Je vais lui parler.
No you need to do more than have a word with him. Ça suffit pas.
All right, I'll dock his fucking wages. Yeah, well, you keep saying that. Il aura une retenue sur salaire.
Chef, how's this? Tu dis toujours ça.
Yes. They look brilliant. Ça va ?
Yes, yes, yes, well done, keep that up. Oui, c'est sublime.
Ça va, non ?
They look fantastic. - Thank you, chef. - Yeah. Continue comme ça. C'est excellent.
Merci, chef.
- Chef? - Service on table four. - Chef? - Yeah. La table 4, ça part.
Table seven said the lamb is under cooked. What? La 7 dit que l'agneau n'est pas cuit.
They want it to be cooked again. Ils veulent qu'on le recuise.
No that's fine, it's pink, it's supposed to be pink. I did try and explain that to them... Il est censé être rosé.
- What's the problem? - Did you explain it to them? J'ai essayé de leur expliquer.
- I did. I actually did. - What's the problem? Vraiment ?
Un problème ?
- What table? - Seven. - Quelle table ? - La 7.
Okay well they didn't ask for it well done. That's lamb, darling, that's how it's supposed to be. Dans ce cas, je vais le cuire à point.
It's supposed to be pink. C'est de l'agneau, ma belle. Il doit être rosé.
Yeah, I know, I did explain that to them, they still didn't listen to me. - Okay, what table is it? - Seven. Je sais, je leur ai dit. Ils ne m'écoutent pas.
Let me go and fucking explain it to them. - Quelle table ? - La 7.
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa. - Leave it, leave it, leave it. Je vais leur expliquer.
Just fry the shit out of it. Grill the arse off it. Laisse tomber. Repasse-le à la poêle.
That's how it's supposed to be cooked. Il est très bien cuit !
Turn it into fucking charcoal, lower your voice. Fais-en du charbon et baisse d'un ton.
Explain next time please. Yes, yes, I will. Précise-le, la prochaine fois.
For fuck's sake. Ce sera fait.
Putain.
Why was that plate sent back? - It's fine, we've sorted it. - Well, what's the problem? - Une assiette est revenue ? - C'est bon.
- There is no problem. - Well, what's the problem? - Il y a un problème ? - Non.
Why has it been sent back? I'm asking what the problem was. They said it was too pink. Pourquoi elle est revenue ? Quel est le problème ?
Right, so the customer wasn't happy? Il était trop rosé.
That's what the problem was? No, no, the problem wasn't that. Le client n'était pas content, c'est ça ?
The problem was your staff isn't explaining... Le problème, c'est que votre équipe n'explique pas...
So it's my staffs problem. 'Cause if it is that, they've sent the plate back, Le problème vient de mon équipe ?
because they're not happy with the food. It's quite simple. Les clients sont insatisfaits, c'est tout.
The lamb is supposed to be pink. Do you understand that the lamb is supposed to be pink? L'agneau se sert rosé. Vous comprenez ça ?
It's not my staff' s issue, it's not about that. Do you understand that the lamb is suppose- Mon équipe n'a pas à gérer ça.
- I'm saying the customer's always right. L'agneau se mange rosé. Vous le savez ?
Look, look, look, look do you know how the dish is supposed to be? Par définition, le client a raison.
- Girls, girls, girls. - No, no, no. Vous vous y connaissez ?
Les filles !
Do you know how the dish is supposed to be cooked? Do you? Vous vous y connaissez en cuisson de ce plat ?
Because what keeps happening, is that plates keep getting sent back because you're not fucking training your staff properly. - That's not my, that not- - yes, it is. Les assiettes reviennent parce que votre équipe est mal formée.
We are working our fucking arses off here and you. - C'est pas vrai. - Mais si !
You know what, Andy? On se défonce en cuisine, et vous...
I'm sick to the back teeth of your fuckups being blamed on us Tu sais quoi, Andy ?
look how hard everyone's working here. J'en ai plein le dos qu'on soit obligés de payer pour vos conneries.
Look how hard everyone is working to earn you money, but you keep... Regardez comment on se démène pour que vous gagniez de l'argent.
You just haven't got a fucking clue. Vous n'arrêtez pas...
We run off our arses here, because you hold the book. Vous captez vraiment que dalle.
But you're so fucking stupid On est débordés parce qu'on est surbookés,
that you don't even know that you've done it do ya? Okay. mais vous êtes tellement bête que vous le voyez pas.
Do you realize that you have overbooked? - Carly. - No? No? Vous savez que vous avez pris trop de résas ? Non ?
And on top of that, she's asking us to go off menu, to cook fucking steak for some bullshit influencers. Et en plus, elle nous demande des extras,
And never put the allergies on the system, des steaks pour des connards d'influenceurs.
so were having to refer to your scrawny handwritten fucking note all night. Do you know how much pressure we're under? Les allergies ne sont pas dans l'ordi et on doit décrypter vos gribouillages.
You know maybe, maybe, maybe... Vous savez la pression qu'on subit ? Peut-être que...
Okay maybe, if you spent half as much time learning how to run a restaurant instead of whoring your arse Si vous passiez la moitié de votre temps à apprendre à gérer un restau,
on social media like a budget fucking Kardashian, then we wouldn't be so much in the shit that we are now. au lieu de tapiner sur le web comme une sous-Kardashian,
You talk to us all, on serait moins dans la merde en ce moment.
like we are the dirt on the bottom of your fucking shoe. Well I'll tell you something, love, I've had enough of it. Vous nous parlez comme si on était vos sous-fifres.
I do not fucking like you. They don't like you. J'en ai plus qu'assez. Je ne vous aime pas.
Nobody likes you. And this job is not worth it. Ils ne vous aiment pas. Personne ne vous aime.
I do not get paid enough to deal with this shit. I don't get paid enough, do you hear me? Je ne suis pas assez payée pour supporter ces conneries.
Even with the wage increase. So you better adjust your attitude love. Je suis sous-payée, même avec l'augmentation.
What wage increase? - Changez d'attitude. - Quelle augmentation ?
Girls, girls, come on, not right now. What? - Quelle augmentation ? - Calmez-vous.
Leave it. Leave it. It's okay. - What? - Leave it. Arrête, c'est bon.
Laisse tomber.
She talks to me like that again, she's gone. Okay. Listen, listen, listen. Si elle recommence, elle est virée.
Ecoute-moi...
Dad, could call me back when you get this please? Papa,
tu peux...
Rappelle-moi quand tu auras ce message.
I don't, I don't think I'm meant to be doing this. Je ne crois pas... que je suis faite pour ça.
I don't really know what I'm doing, Je ne comprends pas ce que je fais.
and no one really likes me here. Personne ne m'aime ici.
Can you just call me back please? Tu peux me rappeler ?
Are you okay? Vous allez bien ?
Yeah, fine. Why? We had two walk-ins at front desk. Oui, ça va. Pourquoi ?
- Okay. - I just wanted to get... On a deux personnes sans résa.
Je voulais simplement...
Maybe you could let me do my work. Tu m'excuseras. J'ai du boulot.
- I'll try. - Okay. Je vais essayer.
Hi, guys, here's the extra bottle. Should I just swap, switch it out. Voici votre bouteille. J'échange avec l'autre ?
Yeah switch it out, switch it out that's great. Also, could I get like a ramekin dish with some zatar. - Oui. - Absolument.
Oh, yeah, sure absolutely. Je pourrais avoir un ramequin de zaatar ?
Bien sûr.
This is so good but it just needs a little, you know? C'est délicieux, mais ça manque de...
Yeah no worries at all. I'll get that now. - Thank you. Thank you. - Zatar? Je vous apporte ça.
Du zaatar ?
I mean, you can't turn off the chef for just, just one night? Hmm listen, this is great, it's 98 percent there. Tu ne pourrais pas arrêter d'être chef rien qu'un soir ?
Ecoute, c'est très bon.
C'est réussi à 98 %.
What's missing? Qu'est-ce qu'il manque ?
Two percent, two percent. 2 %.
Ah, you're funny. Très drôle.
You know Andy always needed me to push him to greatness. Never, never ever achieved it on his own, Andy a toujours eu besoin de moi pour donner le meilleur.
Il n'y est jamais arrivé seul.
but he will. Ça viendra.
I'm sure, I mean I like it. J'en suis certaine.
Moi, j'aime.
Not everything has to have liquid nitrogen, or Tout ne doit pas contenir de l'azote liquide
rubble of nuts, or, you know? ou des éclats de noix.
Yeah, humor me okay? Just... Fais-moi plaisir.
We have the same thing. Just, tell me what I'm tasting? On a le même plat.
Come on. Dis-moi ce que j'ai en bouche.
It's unpretentious. C'est...
C'est sans prétention.
It doesn't complicate itself. It's lovely, its simple. Ce n'est pas compliqué, c'est...
agréable, simple.
It's what? C'est quoi ?
- It's simple. - Simple. C'est simple.
So we're talking about unpretentious, simple food and paper menus. On parle donc de cuisine simple et sans prétention
avec des menus en papier.
What are you trying to do here? Où veux-tu en venir ?
Do you want me to give them a bad review or what? That's my friend. He's my friend. Tu veux que je les descende dans une critique, c'est ça ?
Okay I don't want you to give him a bad review. C'est mon ami. Ne le descends pas.
I just wanted you to be honest about what we're eating. Okay, good, because I quite like it. Sois honnête au sujet de ce repas.
And reviewing is like sex, you go by what's there, Parfait. Parce que j'aime bien.
Faire une critique, c'est un peu comme le sexe.
not by what's not there. You know. On se base sur ce qu'on a, pas sur ce qu'on n'a pas.
Tu le sais bien.
Just eat your food. Contente-toi
de manger ton plat.
Elvis, you have left the kitchen, so let's just enjoy what is here. Here is the zatar. T'es plus sur scène, Elvis, profite du repas.
Now watch. Votre zaatar.
Regardez.
- Oh, amazing. - Right? Don't, don't, don't egg him on. Incroyable. C'est beaucoup mieux.
You don't have to put it on mine. It looks like, it looks like- - Pas sur le mien ! - Comme ça, c'est parfait.
- your gonna be drinking. - What's he like? Il est comment ?
Just really charming and handsome, and nice. - Oh he's really charming? - Yeah. Yeah. - Charmant, mignon, gentil. - Il est charmant ?
Oh cool, cool. Maybe he gives you a ride home tonight. - Yeah maybe. - All right, cool. Cool. Il te raccompagnera peut-être, ce soir.
Peut-être.
- I'll ask him actually. - That's no problem. Pst, what's alistair Skye like? Je lui demanderai.
I was just saying that he was really charming. Oh you fancy him. - Skye est comment ? - Je disais qu'il est charmant.
Oh, Billy, you're the one she loves though. Il me plaît trop !
Oh really? It doesn't seem that way. Billy, tu es son unique amour.
Do not say that. On dirait pas.
Dis pas ça.
It's all right, I've got him tonight. That's embarrassing. Je me consolerai avec lui.
How about the Americans, actually, are they going? Et avec les Américaines. Elles s'en vont ?
All right, here's your cremated lamb. Andrea, I wasn't having a go at you. Ton agneau carbonisé. Je ne t'en veux pas.
Please, just them just tell them that's not how it's supposed to be cooked. Précise que ce n'est pas la bonne cuisson.
I'll pass the message on. Je leur dirai.
C'est quoi, la suite ?
Here's your lamb, sir. What's that? Votre agneau, monsieur.
C'est quoi ?
It's the lamb that we've- - not that. That? - L'agneau qu'on a recuit. - Pas ça.
If you want I can take it back. Ça.
No, get your dirty fingerprints of me plate. Je peux reprendre...
The kitchen did want me to let you know that, Retirez vos doigts crasseux de mon assiette.
usually lamb should be cooked pink, but just for you we cooked it extra well done. La cuisine tenait à vous faire savoir qu'on le mange rosé.
- Yes, I know that. - I hope you enjoy your meal. - Pour vous, on l'a fait à point. - Je sais.
Have a lovely evening, guys. Bon appétit. Passez une belle soirée.
Quelle insolence !
Head to toe sunburn.
- Are you done with these? - It was fabulous. Vous avez fini ?
- Yes, thank you very much. - I'll get your mains, okay. J'apporte vos plats.
Chef.
Mains away, table 13, no nuts. - Oui. - Yes, chef. N'oubliez pas, pour la 13, pas de fruits à coque.
Listen, Carly, I'm just about to speak to table Ecoute, Carly.
seven with the lamb, but... Je vais parler à la table 7 de leur agneau.
Could we maybe get a drink and talk later? Sure, all right. On pourrait prendre un verre et discuter plus tard ?
Okay good. D'accord.
Très bien.
Chef, we're out of house dressing. Uh, okay just- On n'a plus de vinaigrette.
- do you want me to just use something else? Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a minute. Je la remplace par autre chose ?
Give me a minute. Oui. Accorde-moi un instant.
Okay, yeah what's wrong? I have to serve with now eh- Quel est le problème ?
On va devoir les servir.
- what do you want me to do? - Is that the- make some more, make some more. Qu'est-ce que je fais ? C'est vide.
But I have to take these right now. Il faut en refaire.
- Okay, well just use that then. - Okay. On doit les servir maintenant.
But make some more of that though, yeah? Prends ça à la place.
- Yes. - Use that for now yeah? Mais refais-en quand même.
That will be all right, no one will know. - Okay. - Just make some more though. Prends ça, ça ira. Personne ne s'en apercevra.
Make sure you make some more up. Pense à en refaire, surtout.
For fuck's sake, fuck these things. Putain ! Regardez-moi cette merde.
- You all right? - No, I'm fucking exhausted. Whoa, whoa, whoa hold on. - Ça va ? - J'ai foiré ma sauce.
Okay, order in, Attends.
one oysters, one crab, one duck, one mackerel. No, no, no, you'll have to hold that. Allô. Une huître, un crabe, un magret et un maquereau.
- Hold on take that back. - Hold on, hold on. - It's gonna go over. - Just leave it, hold it. Ne les annonce pas. Annule.
Service on table 13. - Ça va cramer. - Laisse.
Ça part pour la 13.
Service on table 13. Ça part pour la 13.
You all right? Ça va ?
Where's the back-up container? You all right? It's all right, I'll fix it. - Où est ce putain de truc ? - Ça va ?
Je vais arranger ça.
All right, drink up lovely people. Okay guys here we go. A votre santé, mes amis !
Where'd she go? Allez, c'est parti.
- She left me. - What? Où elle est passée ?
Nah, the toilet. Elle m'a quitté.
Give me the signal when it happens, yeah? Aux toilettes.
Don't you worry, mate. - J'attends votre signal. - Pas de souci.
- Hello, my lovely. - Hello. Hello, ma belle.
- How are you? - I'm great. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Comment ça va ? - Super.
Do you want to go out tonight? - Yes. - You do? On fait un truc ce soir ?
You don't want to go out with alistair Skye? No, I guess I'll go out with you. C'est vrai ? Tu sors pas avec Skye ?
- My place? - Uh, excuse me, no. Je crois que je vais sortir avec toi.
Chez moi ?
We're gonna go out tonight. Do you want to come with us? Yous going out? I'm djing at the club. On sort après. Tu viens avec nous ?
Fuck off you're djing at the club, which one? - Je mixe, ce soir. - Putain, tu mixes où ?
- I know where were going to go. - The superstore. Au Super Store.
- Yes. - Yes, let's go. Are the Americans coming by any chance? - Je vous fais entrer. - Parfait.
Yes, the fucking Americans are coming. - Is it? - Americans and- - Les Américaines viennent ? - Je veux.
- this is a joke.. 13s mains are gone? Elles seront bourrées.
Hold on, hold on. Les Américaines, Alistair Skye, tout le restau !
Has 13 gone away. Yeah, yeah, 13 is gone. La 13 est partie ?
Cheers, pal, thank you. - Oui, elle est partie. - Merci.
All right.
- You good? - Yeah. Yeah. C'est bon ?
How long on the sauce? How long on the sauce, Andy? Combien pour la sauce ?
This can't go any longer, its gotta go. Okay, all right all right. Ça peut plus attendre, on doit dresser.
Let's get this going, all right. Voilà, c'est bon.
- Yeah. - Yep.
Okay.
Okay you missed a piece there, yeah? Yeah, yep. Il manque un morceau ici.
Here's two. - Let's clean that. - Wipe that plate off. Voilà le 2e. On nettoie un peu.
Yep, all right, all right. Essuie cette assiette.
- Yeah? Yeah? - All right. - Yeah, you've got it? - Yeah, you happy? - C'est bon ? - Oui. Tu es content ?
Okay.
No, no, I'll do it. I'll take it. Je vais le faire.
- All right. - I'll take them. Je m'en charge.
- Away on table four, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, got it. Direction la 4.
- Good? Good? - All right, yeah. C'est bon ?
Okay.
Les steaks sont prêts.
Bien. Camille, les frites ?
Camille, check them chips, love. Oui, chef. Camille, vérifie les frites.
Great, thanks man. Super. Merci, mec.
Amazing. Amazing. Regardez-moi ça. Incroyable.
Incroyable.
Where's she gone? She's just making a call. Elle est où ?
Un coup de fil à passer.
That's good, chef, that's really good. C'est bon, chef. Vraiment bon.
Sauce is, something not deep about the sauce. La sauce...
Just didn't have enough time. Elle manque un peu de profondeur.
Didn't have enough time. - J'ai manqué de temps. - De temps ?
It's good though, it's just millimeters. C'est bon quand même. Ça se joue...
à quelques millimètres.
I wish I would have known you was bringing her. Tu aurais dû me dire qu'elle serait là.
Why? Pourquoi ?
Well, then we could have got ready. Do you know what I mean? You are ready. This is great. - On se serait préparés. - Vous êtes prêts.
Bit strong isn't it, bringing her along? C'est un peu fort, de l'amener ici.
We are the good guys, we're here for you. On est de ton côté.
Does your missus know she's out with ya? Ta femme sait qu'elle est là ?
You know mate, I'm not being funny or nothing. Je veux pas être lourd, mais...
What's this all about? Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
Mec...
Mate, you haven't returned a call to me in six fucking weeks, all right. Tu réponds pas à mes appels depuis six semaines, bordel.
I shouldn't have to come down here, all right, to find out how we're doing? You understand what I'm saying? Je devrais pas avoir à venir ici pour savoir comment ça va.
Tu me comprends ?
Six fucking weeks. Six semaines, putain.
You know, you want to know what this is about? Tu veux savoir...
Right? Tu veux savoir ce qui se passe, c'est ça ?
This is about you taking 200 thousand fucking pounds off me... Il se passe que tu m'as emprunté 200 000 livres...
- Excuse me? - Sorry. S'il vous plaît ?
200 thousand. 200 000 livres...
Could we just have a quick picture. Bit of a fanboy moment, is that all right? Cause you disappeared off the face of the fucking earth. On peut faire une photo ? Je suis un fan. Ça vous va ?
Yeah, no come on, come on quick lads, lads. ... qui ont disparu de la circulation.
You take it all right? Dépêchez-vous, les gars.
Here you go, thank you for this. Vous la prenez ?
Asseyez-vous.
Cheers, thanks you for this. Merci, c'est sympa.
Can you get two or three mate? Prenez-en deux ou trois.
Hey, chef, disappear off the fucking earth. On va avoir des milliers de like sur Insta.
Hey.
Nice one, mate. Elle est sympa.
All right, lads. Thank you. - Voilà, les gars. - Encore merci.
Could we get some sparkling water for the table, please? He's the head chef, mate, ask one of the girls. On peut avoir de l'eau gazeuse ?
Ask one of the girls. - He's already here. - Just ask one of the girls. C'est le chef. Demande ça à une serveuse.
Sorry about that, sorry, chef. Demande à une serveuse !
Désolé.
- Une eau gazeuse. - D'accord.
Can I get you anything else at all?
Mate, I'm months away, really. Mec...
D'ici quelques mois...
Okay all the TV and the blah, blah, blah. I'm months away from going under, I mean it. La télé et tout le reste...
All right I need, I need that money. Je risque de tout perdre. Je suis sérieux.
J'ai besoin de cet argent.
I can't give it to you, al. I haven't got it. Je peux pas te le rendre, je l'ai pas.
I don't have it, mate. I was trying to pay you back bit by bit. Well, that's no fucking use to me anymore, mate. Je l'ai pas. J'allais te rembourser petit à petit.
I need it. Do you understand how many people are going to go out of Ça va pas le faire. J'en ai besoin.
work if I go under? I need you to help me, mate. Si ma boîte coule, combien vont perdre leur boulot ?
I need you to give me the money. Well, I haven't got it. Tu dois m'aider, rends-moi mon argent.
I can't give you what I haven't got. Je peux pas te donner ce que j'ai pas.
You know what you do have? Tu sais ce que tu as ?
You've go this place. This place is fucking gold, okay. Tu as ce restau.
Perfect what we're doing here, but do it together. C'est de l'or en barre.
We could back... Back together. Listen, I've already got a partner in it. C'est parfait pour qu'on bosse ensemble. On refait équipe.
Mate, whatever partner you've got, you let me in, okay? J'ai déjà un associé.
This is mine. This place it great okay, but it doesn't make Peu importe. Si tu me fais venir, ce restau...
Il est à moi.
a fucking penny cause you don't have a business mind. Il est génial, mais il rapporte que dalle.
I do. You just do, you do what you do in there, Tu réfléchis pas en businessman. Moi, si.
and let me do what I do out here. We split it 70/30. Tu fais ce que tu sais faire là-bas et moi, ici.
Et on partage les gains. 70-30.
- I can't do that. - Why? - Je peux pas. - Pourquoi ?
I've got other partners. You've got 30 percent to split anyway you fucking like. J'ai d'autres associés.
All right, 30 percent of a lot is a lot, okay? Tu fais ce que tu veux de tes 30 %.
Agree to this, 30 % d'une grosse somme, ça fait beaucoup.
and it won't just be Sara who'll do good reviews. You'll get reviews from everyone in town. Accepte, et des bonnes critiques comme celle de Sarah
tomberont de partout.
Please, I need this. Je t'en prie.
Hey babes. Hi, sorry, sorry, just on the phone with my kids. Coucou, bébé.
Désolée.
Who are at my exes, it's just a... J'étais au téléphone avec mes enfants.
Well, this looks great, chef. Ils sont chez mon ex et c'est...
Thank you. Ça a l'air bon, chef.
Well! Beautiful! Merci.
C'est magnifique.
How are you, what have I missed? Nothing. We're just catching up. J'ai raté quoi ?
This is great by the way. On se donnait des nouvelles.
You wait to you taste this. Au fait, c'est génial.
Attends d'avoir goûté.
It's beautifully cooked. - Thank you. - Where's it from? La cuisson est parfaite.
We sourced the duck from smiths. D'où vient-il ?
Rosé.
Notre magret vient de chez Smith.
Best meat supplier in the world. We always used them in our restaurant. C'est le meilleur pour la viande.
No, it's beautiful. Notre restau se fournit chez lui.
C'est magnifique.
Well done, I mean I don't know how you juggle both this, and life and... Bravo. Je ne sais pas comment vous arrivez à jongler
entre vos restaus et votre vie.
- Have you got kids? - Yeah. Yeah? How old? How many? Vous avez des enfants ?
- I've got a little boy. - Yeah. Quel âge ? Combien ?
J'ai un petit garçon.
Nathan. Pardon.
Nathan.
That's nice, that's a good name. Me, I've got two, but both girls and, C'est un joli prénom.
Moi, j'en ai deux.
Deux filles.
you know I was just on the phone trying to explain why I have to be out for just one night. J'étais en train de leur expliquer pourquoi j'étais absente pour un soir.
I'm glad I'm here, but you just always feel like you're a... Je suis contente d'être là, mais j'ai toujours l'impression...
You have to apologize for... anyway. de devoir m'excuser.
Bref.
Just needed a break, and uh- J'avais besoin d'air.
how do you do not burn out? - Fuck's sake. - It's a... Comment évitez-vous le burn-out ?
C'est pas vrai !
You know, the way to not burn out? You know the way to achieve a successful restaurant? Tu sais ce qui permet d'éviter le burn-out et d'avoir
Is confidence and a great team, right, chef? un restau qui marche ?
You can have a very mediocre chef, surrounded by La confiance et une super équipe. Pas vrai, chef ?
a great team and you've got a successful restaurant. Même un chef médiocre entouré d'une super équipe,
ça donne un restau qui marche.
Or you can have a shit chef surrounded by a great team. Ou un chef de merde entouré d'une super équipe.
Well, good for you two. I think men have an easier time of it. Tant mieux pour vous.
Je crois que pour les hommes,
c'est plus simple.
You know what your fault is? Tu sais quoi ?
The trouble is you made one mistake in your life, and that was marrying the man you married. La seule erreur de ta vie, c'est l'homme que tu as épousé.
Well, I didn't exactly think I was marrying a selfish, self-obsessed, pretentious, narcissist. Je n'étais pas consciente que j'épousais
You married a narcissist? un égoïste prétentieux et narcissique.
Now who falls in love and marries a narcissist? Excuse me I'm sorry, I've just got to take this call. Qui tombe amoureux d'un narcissique et l'épouse ?
Okay sorry. Excusez-moi, je dois répondre.
Hello. Hello, son. Désolé.
Salut, fiston.
Yeah, yeah no, I'm really sorry.
I said I try and call you back. Je suis désolé. Ta mère me l'avait dit.
Can somebody help me? She's having a stroke. Je voulais te rappeler...
All right, listen, I've got to go, okay? Au secours ! Elle est en état de choc !
I'll phone you back in a minute. Je dois raccrocher.
- I promise you. - Let's get you up. Je te rappelle tout de suite, promis.
Is she allergic to anything? Let's get you outside, sweetheart. Elle a des allergies ?
- What's happened? - She's having a shock. - Un verre d'eau. - Que se passe-t-il ?
- Do you want to come with me? - The staff are away, yeah. Okay is she okay? Elle est en état de choc. Votre équipe le sait ?
I'm just on the phone to the ambulance. Ça va ?
Je parle aux secours.
- Was that the food, Andy? - I have no idea, I... C'est à cause du repas ?
I don't know. J'en ai aucune idée.
- Chef, she all right? - Yeah, I think so, yeah. Yeah, she's all right. I have no idea. - Chef, elle va bien ? - Je crois. Ça va aller.
J'en sais rien.
What is going on out there? There's all this- - I have no idea. I don't know, she... C'était quoi, ces cris ?
What happened? Aucune idée. Je sais pas.
I have no idea. I don't know. Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ?
Aucune idée. Je sais pas.
I don't understand what's going on out there. I don't know. I... just give me a minute. - Je n'y comprends rien. - Je sais pas.
Give me a minute. Juste une seconde.
It's not there, at all. Fuck!
I know, I don't really understand what happened. Je comprends pas.
Is she okay? Elle va bien ?
I think so, yeah. I'm just checking up now. Je crois, oui. Je vais voir.
C'est à Dalston.
- She okay? - She must be so hurt. Elle va bien ?
Excuse me, excuse me, you had one job. One fucking job. Look what you've done to my girlfriend. Excusez-moi. Vous aviez un seul boulot.
- No, we're really sorry. - No, this is a shambles. - Désolé. - Regardez-la.
You ruined everything. C'est pas juste un cafouillage !
Calm down. Calm down. Vous avez tout gâché.
Calmez-vous.
Do you have a like a blanket or a jacket or something, because my jumper's in there. I think she's having an allergic reaction. On a une couverture ou une veste ? Il fait froid.
- Nobody told me this. - She's allergic to nuts. - Elle fait une allergie. - On m'a rien dit.
How did it not get in the system? - Aux fruits à coque. - Elle en a mangé ?
I don't know. Has nobody put it in the system? Je sais pas. Y a rien dans l'ordi.
Yeah. I'll let you know in a sec what's going on. Elle est allergique ? C'était ma table.
What happened? Je te tiens au courant.
I've got the jacket. You have to go around the one way- J'ai une veste.
- give it to me.
Give it, put it around her. Donnez-la-moi.
Is there anything else you want me to get for you? No, there's nothing, go, go, go. - Fucking hell. - I'm just going to- - Je peux faire autre chose ? - Non. Rentrez.
- Andrea, I know, I just want to say you've done really well tonight and so thank you. It's been a really tough night. Tu as été admirable, ce soir. Merci à toi.
Maybe we could get a drink or something in the week? La soirée a été rude.
That would be nice. On pourrait aller prendre un verre dans la semaine ?
I'm just going to go flag the ambulance down. Ce serait sympa.
Do want to go check that Dean's okay? Je vais guetter l'ambulance. Vois si Dean s'en sort.
I think I can hear them, I'm just going to flag them down. They're literally seconds away. - Je vais les guider. - Ils sont juste à côté.
Breathe in your nose, through your mouth. In your nose, out through your mouth. Inspire par le nez, expire par la bouche.
Inspire, expire.
Think of Finland, yeah? When we go to Finland and gonna look at the stars- Pense à la Finlande.
- they're asking for things I don't know, detail- On ira en Finlande voir les étoiles.
- okay, okay. - Its fine, its fine. Ils demandent des renseignements à son sujet.
Yeah, her name's Mary glaster. Ça va aller.
Just keep breathing, okay? Elle s'appelle Mary Glaster.
How the fucking hell did that happen? Respirez, ça va aller.
I have no idea, I don't know. - Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ? - Aucune idée.
Ah okay there is nothing I can do now. Mate, mate, mate, you've got to concentrate, yeah. Je sais pas comment c'est arrivé.
How did that plate get contaminated? I have no idea. I don't, I don't know. Concentre-toi. Comment elle a été contaminée ?
- Who cooked the meal? - It would have been- Je sais pas.
Qui était aux fourneaux ?
- who's the sous chef? Ça devait être...
Qui est le second ?
No, it would've been Freeman, Carly would have sent it out. Listen, Carly has got to take the bullet for this, okay, Freeman. Carly a envoyé les plats.
Ecoute.
cause otherwise you will, okay? This is your restaurant, this is my money, okay? Carly doit être sacrifiée, sinon c'est toi qui tombes.
- You have to put Carly on it. - I'm not doing that. C'est ton restau et mon fric.
Tu dois...
- Why? - It's not Carly's fault. - Je peux pas. - Pourquoi ?
It doesn't matter whose fault it is. - C'est pas sa faute. - Peu importe.
Fault leaves with her in this ambulance, all right. You got to do this. La faute va partir avec l'ambulance.
You've got to make the right decision. You've got to make it right now. Tu dois le faire. Prends la bonne décision.
You've got to do it, okay? You've got no fucking choice. Thank you, guys, she's just over here. Tu dois le faire. Tu n'as pas le choix.
- Quick as you can please. - Hi, how are you? Elle est par là.
Dépêchez-vous.
- Hi, okay. - Hi, Mary. My name's Lola, this is Catherine. Bonsoir, Mary.
We're gonna help you, okay? Je suis Lola. Elle, c'est Catherine. On va vous aider.
Would you be able to tell me what it is that you've eaten? Pouvez-vous me dire ce que vous avez mangé ?
Has she got an epipen? - Yes she does. - Has she used it? When? - Elle a un EpiPen ? - Oui.
Yeah about five, five, ten minutes ago. Vous l'avez utilisé ? Quand ça ?
- I don't know. - Not to worry. Il y a 5 ou 10 minutes. Je ne sais plus.
Is she going to be all right? Ne vous inquiétez pas.
I'm just going to take your pulse, Mary. Ça va aller. Elle est en de bonnes mains.
Breathe really slow for me. Je vais prendre votre pouls.
Respirez lentement.
Come on, babe, I'm with you. I'm with you. Allez, ma chérie.
Très bien.
It's all right. Nice and really nice and slow. Allez, ma chérie. Je suis là.
Voilà, très lentement.
Très bien.
Really slow deep breathes. Lentement et profondément.
Okay, pulse is fast but weak. Okay, I'm just gonna give her an epipen. Le pouls est rapide mais faible.
Catherine's just gonna give you Je vous donne de l'épinéphrine.
another epipen all right? Catherine vous injecte de l'adrénaline.
Just a short, sharp prick okay, Mary? - Well done. - You're doing really well. Ça va piquer un peu. C'est bien.
- Is she okay? - She's gonna be fine. Vous vous en sortez très bien.
All right, should we get in the back? - Ça va aller ? - Oui.
On l'emmène ?
Okay, we're just gonna pop her in the ambulance. Okay I'm just going to stand you up On l'installe dans l'ambulance.
and get you into the chair, and then put you into the ambulance, okay? - Thank you. - That's it, thank you. On va vous placer sur la chaise pour aller à l'ambulance.
- There we go. - Well done, Mary. - Well done. - It's okay, I've got you. Bravo, Mary.
C'est bon, je te tiens.
Put that back on for you. That's it. Je vous remets ça.
- Well done. - Keep with it. Breathe in nice and slow for me. Bravo. Continuez à respirer.
Continuez à respirer bien lentement.
- Did you drive? - Can I come with you? Yeah. You're doing really well, okay? - Je peux venir ? - Oui.
C'est très bien.
Well done, you guys, well done you. Thank you. Bravo, mesdames.
Hey, I'm sorry for... Merci.
No, I'm so sorry. I'm really sorry. Just... Je suis vraiment navré.
Say nothing, he's done nothing wrong. Stop apologizing. Il ne va rien se passer, pas vrai ?
Arrête de t'excuser.
Let my PR company take care of this. Alright, you leave it to me. All right? Mon agence de RP va s'occuper de ça. Je m'en charge.
I can't, I can't do that. I can't get rid of Carly. Je peux pas faire ça.
Listen to me. This is no request, all right? This is a 200 thousand fucking pound order. Ecoute-moi. C'est pas une suggestion.
You do the right thing, or you go under and so do I. C'est un putain d'ordre qui vaut 200 000 livres.
Fais ce qu'il faut ou tu plonges, et moi aussi.
Fuck. Fait chier.
I'd be great if you could delete it.
You said that you wanted. I'm just asking you to delete it... - Beck, back kitchen, please. - Yeah, sure. Je vous demande de l'effacer.
Chef, chef, chef? Dans l'arrière-cuisine.
- Yeah. - Great. Is she going to be okay? Vas-y.
- Yeah, she's gonna be fine. - Is she alright, chef? - Ça va aller ? - Elle va bien.
Elle va bien ?
Yeah, yeah, she's okay. Oui, elle va bien.
Back kitchen now, tone. Back kitchen now. Dans l'arrière-cuisine. Tout de suite.
Back kitchen. Back kitchen. Dans l'arrière-cuisine.
Okay, so what table was it?
C'était quelle table ?
13. 13 okay. La 13.
What did he order? Qu'est-ce qu'ils ont pris ?
They had the salmon and the crab. Un saumon et un crabe.
Two old fashioneds. And the had two mackerel for main. Deux Old Fashioned.
Okay, okay, so... Et deux maquereaux en plat principal.
So the main was okay. Yeah, we've been through it, Le plat, c'est bon.
there was no nuts in any of those dishes. On a vérifié.
We called it. Okay, and you sent them out? Il n'y avait aucun fruit à coque dans ces plats.
Yeah, yeah, and there was no nuts. C'est toi qui les as envoyés ?
There was no nuts in that dish. Okay what was the main again? Il n'y a pas de fruit à coque dans ce plat.
It's mackerel with the... you know we changed it, C'était quoi, déjà ?
because of the order. So we changed it to apple salad Du maquereau. On l'a modifié à cause de leur commande.
and the horseradish dressing. On a mis une salade de pomme au raifort.
There were no allergens in my section. Okay, so we're good then, so we're all good. - Et ça roulait ? - Pas d'allergène.
Donc tout va bien.
Um, no, the other plate did not have horseradish dressing. Sur la 2e assiette, il n'y avait pas de vinaigrette au raifort.
So what did it have on it then? The other one? Il y avait quoi à la place ?
I asked you, you know, we ran out of it. And I told you to make some more. Sur la 2e ? On n'en avait plus...
No, but for the other plate you asked me- Tu devais en refaire.
- yeah, but I told you to make some more. Vous m'avez dit de...
Yes, but for the other plate Je t'ai dit d'en refaire.
you asked me to use the other one. Pour la 2e, vous m'avez dit de prendre l'autre.
Okay, so that's all right though, isn't it? Yes. Yes. Bon, mais tout va bien.
What's in it?
Lemon juice, miso paste, rice wine vinegar, Il y a quoi dedans ?
walnut oil, and chives. Jus de citron, miso, vinaigre de riz,
Ohhhh... darling. huile de noix, ciboulette.
Ma petite !
Oh, it's all right, love. Ne t'en fais pas.
It's all right, it's not your fault. C'est pas ta faute.
- Okay. - She's in the ambulance. She's not, I mean it's not- I don't think it's that... That massive of an issue. Elle est dans l'ambulance. Elle n'est pas...
Ce n'est pas...
si grave.
You really are fucking stupid aren't you? - All right, man, come on. - No, seriously. Tu es vraiment complètement conne.
Non, mais sérieux.
You really are fucking stupid. Tu es vraiment trop conne.
What you mean it's not much of an issue? No, what do you mean it's not much of an issue, Comment ça, c'est pas si grave ?
cause there's a girl out there that's probably gonna fucking... Comment ça, c'est pas si grave ? Une nana risque de...
- Chill, chill. Chill. - No, no Tony. Non, Tony.
There's a girl out there that's probably gonna die. Elle va peut-être mourir.
She's crying her eyes out, Elle est en larmes.
but actually you know who's fucking fault this it? Let's be really honest about it. Et qui est responsable de ce merdier ?
You're not going to say it, Carly, Soyons un peu honnêtes.
so I'm gonna fucking say it. Andy this is your fucking fault, my man. Tu le diras pas, Carly, alors je vais le dire.
Freeman. No, no, no, no. Andy, c'est ta faute, mec.
Cause you don't turn up in time. Tu arrives en retard,
You don't do the orders. You don't do the prep. You don't give a fuck about us. tu fais pas les commandes, ni la mise en place.
You fucking come in stinking of booze. T'en as rien à foutre.
You're a fucking... Tu pues l'alcool. T'es qu'un connard !
T'es un enfoiré !
Stop it. Ça suffit !
Everybody needs to calm down. - Ça suffit ! - Calmez-vous.
Get him out of here. Go on out from here. Faites-le sortir d'ici !
- Go, go, out front. - Chill, bro. Tout le monde à son poste !
We've still got tables. Relax, frère.
On a des tables à servir.
Go on. Allez.
Carly, it was my fault. C'est ma faute.
I told her to use the other one, it was my fault. - All right. - I'm fucked, Carly. Je lui ai dit d'utiliser l'autre.
All right, all right, okay, come on, come on, come on. J'ai merdé.
You just need to stay calm all right. Yeah? Take a deep breathe, just take a deep breath. Reste calme, d'accord ?
Respire à fond.
What am I, what am I gonna do? Qu'est-ce que je vais faire ?
We'll get through it, all right? - It was my fault, though. - Yeah, okay, okay, okay, On va trouver une solution.
Mais c'est ma faute.
but you need to take it one step at a time. Okay. On va y aller étape par étape. D'accord ?
All right? Yeah?
- Chef, we all good? - No, no, no, no, no. Fuck off you, get out, fucking get out right. Chef, tout va bien ?
Dégage d'ici, putain !
Get out of my kitchen. Fucking lunatic! Sors de ma cuisine !
- What are you doing? - Carly, Carly he wanted me to throw you under the bus, Carly. Qu'est-ce qui te prend ?
- What are you talking about? - Honest to god, Il voulait que je te sacrifie.
he told me to fuckin' let you take the blame for this. That fucking twat. Il m'a dit de t'accuser, cet enfoiré.
I can't take the blame for this, it's not my gaff. - I can't take the blame. - I know, it was my fault. Je peux pas être accusée. C'est pas ma faute.
So that makes no sense, Andy. It makes no fucking sense. Carly you don't understand, I'm in the shit. - C'est la mienne. - C'est n'importe quoi.
Don't tell me I don't understand. Tu comprends pas ma situation.
I don't understand? I'm here covering you arse every fucking single day, Andy. Ne me dis pas ça. Je comprends pas ?
I can't fucking take it anymore. Je passe mes journées à te couvrir.
Oh Carly. J'en ai vraiment ras le cul.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, right?
I just fucking... Putain.
- Carly, I'm sorry. - No. Je suis désolé.
I've heard it a lot, Andy. Je l'ai trop entendu.
I've heard it a lot. Beaucoup trop.
This wasn't, don't do- Mais ça ne...
- Carly, I'm so sorry... Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Arrête !
I have to go. I have to go. Il faut que je m'en aille.
Hey, Carly, don't. - Je m'en vais. - Ne pars pas.
I have to take that other job, Andy. I can't do this. Je dois accepter l'autre boulot.
J'en peux plus.
Yeah?
Don't, please. Non, je t'en supplie.
Okay.
Yeah you get it? Yeah, you understand? Tu piges ? Tu comprends ?
Yeah, okay, I get it. Je t'en supplie...
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
- Okay, you know, you're right. - Yeah? Tu as raison.
- You're right yes. - Yeah? - You gonna be all right? - Yeah. Tu as raison.
Ça va aller ?
I need to get back out there. Okay. Il faut que j'y retourne.
Sorry, Andy. It's all right I just- - Désolée. - Ça va.
- it's all right, it's all right, it's all right. I get it, just give me a couple minutes here. Je comprends. Donne-moi deux minutes.
I'm sorry, Carly. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Je suis désolé...
Désolé...
Hello.
I know I know, I'm really sorry. Je sais, je suis vraiment désolé.
I did, I tried to phone him, but, um... Si, j'ai essayé de l'appeler.
I did, I tried to phone him just everything has gone J'ai essayé.
to shit at work, that's all, but I tried to phone him. Tout est parti en vrille au boulot, mais j'ai essayé.
What do you mean? No, of course, I love him. Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ? Mais si, je l'aime.
What's that? Dis-lui...
Tell him I love him. No, tell him he should know that I love him. Dis-lui que je l'aime. Il doit savoir que je l'aime.
I am showing it. Je lui montre.
I haven't, no, I haven't. Non, pas du tout.
Okay.
No, I haven't been sniffing. J'ai rien sniffé.
Yeah, yeah, I did. Oui.
Yeah I did.
No, I don't know what to do, I just want to stop. I do honestly, I want to stop. Je sais pas quoi faire. Je veux arrêter, je te jure.
I want to stop. I really want to stop. Je veux arrêter, vraiment.
Okay then, yeah no, okay, well... D'accord.
Non, d'accord.
I'll go to rehab if I have to. J'irai en cure de désintox, s'il le faut.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
No, it's not, I promise you I'll do it. Je dis pas ça en l'air, je le ferai, promis.
Okay, yeah, I'll phone you tomorrow. Je t'appelle demain.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, I will. Yeah I will. Yeah. Oui, je le ferai.
Yeah I will, yeah.
Okay.
Tell him I love him as well. Dis-lui que je l'aime.
Please tell him. Dis-lui, s'il te plaît.
Okay.
All right. Ta'ra. Ta'ra. Ta'ra. Oui, salut.
Oh fuck.
Andy, wake up, Andy, Andy! Andy !
Réveille-toi !
Chef. Chef. Chef! - Chef! - Can someone help? Réveillez-vous, chef !
Chef! Appelez les secours !
Merde !
Somebody call an ambulance! Appelez une ambulance !
Chef !
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